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JFC. I just had to block the posts of one of my mid-30s female triathlete friends because she has been posting videos and photos of her new puppy every fucking day (along with her grown-up dog). Puppy's first walk. Puppy learns the command "sit". Puppy eating. Puppy sleeping on the couch. And today, the straw that broke the camel's back, a simple photo of her puppy entitled "Morning Moose photo" (yep, pup's named "Moose") immediately followed by a 3-minute Youtube clip entitled "Three minutes in the life of Moose". Serious issues. Christ, just get knocked up and have a fucking kid already. The ticking of her biological clock must be deafening to her...
 
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MililaniBuckeye;2155206; said:
JFC. I just had to block the posts of one of my mid-30s female triathlete friends because she has been posting videos and photos of her new puppy every fucking day (along with her grown-up dog). Puppy's first walk. Puppy learns the command "sit". Puppy eating. Puppy sleeping on the couch. And today, the straw that broke the camel's back, a simple photo of her puppy entitled "Morning Moose photo" (yep, pup's named "Moose") immediately followed by a 3-minute Youtube clip entitled "Three minutes in the life of Moose". Serious issues. Christ, just get knocked up and have a fucking kid already. The ticking of her biological clock must be deafening to her...
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NOOOOOOO!!!!! Then there will be more like her in the world. No thanks.
 
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MililaniBuckeye;2155206; said:
JFC. I just had to block the posts of one of my mid-30s female triathlete friends because she has been posting videos and photos of her new puppy every [censored]ing day (along with her grown-up dog). Puppy's first walk. Puppy learns the command "sit". Puppy eating. Puppy sleeping on the couch. And today, the straw that broke the camel's back, a simple photo of her puppy entitled "Morning Moose photo" (yep, pup's named "Moose") immediately followed by a 3-minute Youtube clip entitled "Three minutes in the life of Moose". Serious issues. Christ, just get knocked up and have a [censored]ing kid already. The ticking of her biological clock must be deafening to her...
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I have one friend who is a real nice girl but every five minutes it seems like she posting her location on 4 square which shows up on facebook.
 
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I just had a funny facebook moment. The son of someone I went to school with is graduating today. I posted on his status that I hadn't seen the kid since he was inside his mother's tummy and I added a smiley face. He pm's me saying that he divorced that woman a long time ago because she was cheating on him. He then asks me if I was banging her too (I wasn't) He said he was wondering because of the smiley face that I put on the end of my comment :lol:
 
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DubCoffman62;2158317; said:
I just had a funny facebook moment. The son of someone I went to school with is graduating today. I posted on his status that I hadn't seen the kid since he was inside his mother's tummy and I added a smiley face. He pm's me saying that he divorced that woman a long time ago because she was cheating on him. He then asks me if I was banging her too (I wasn't) He said he was wondering because of the smiley face that I put on the end of my comment :lol:
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:slappy: that's hilarious
 
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MililaniBuckeye;2158047; said:
I hope this narcissistic [censored] gets the flesh-eating disease in her uterus...along with the three losers that "liked" her "NAH I LOST LIKE 10 LBS" post...
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Don't worry. She is bound to keep having unprotected sex until she contracts a disease she can die of. It is called natural selection.
 
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