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Evolution or Creation?

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Buckeye Maniac;815510; said:
this is what really happened...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PY0onv1gvsA
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This is God! Thou art accursed for that. Oh. I gave Ron Zook that annoying Babble thing.
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The proof of Creationism is the orgasm. Only a truly loving, superior being would have thought of that. Evolution had no need to create orgasm. Procreation does not require a toe curling, screaming, shaking orgasm. Therefore evolution would not have been responisble for giving us the big O.

Orgasm. Proof that God loves us and wants us to fuck.
 
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FWIW, my Hebrew speaking friends have informed me that Genesis 1-2 is not presented to represent a strictly literal interpretation.

One legitimately scientific book that I have read was written by Dr. Gerald Schroeder: Genesis & The Big Bang. He writes from the POV that science and the Bible need not be antagonistic. Rather interesting.
 
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scooter1369;1195533; said:
The proof of Creationism is the orgasm. Only a truly loving, superior being would have thought of that. Evolution had no need to create orgasm. Procreation does not require a toe curling, screaming, shaking orgasm. Therefore evolution would not have been responisble for giving us the big O.

Orgasm. Proof that God loves us and wants us to fuck.
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The Boren family is evolution in action. :wink:
 
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