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ESPN (A bunch of Death-Spiraling maroons)

ESPN on air personalities walking into work today:

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Football will always be king…they’ll cut every basketball announcer and have no one call the game before they start cutting their Gameday schlepholes
I watch most games on mute if I'm watching at home. Does Dick Vitale still work for ESPN? If so, is he still slurping off Duke now that Coach K has gone to pasture? It would be an upgrade to have no one call the game than hear that douche cockgobble Duke for 2 hours straight.
 
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Here’s a list of those let go:

Jeff Van Gundy
Jalen Rose
Keyshawn Johnson
Max Kellerman
Suzy Kolber
Chris Chelios
Matt Hasselbeck
Steve Young
Rob Ninkovich
Neil Everett
Ashley Brewer
Joon Lee
LaPhonso Ellis
Todd McShay
Jordan Cornette
Jason Fitz
David Pollack


Who will I miss? Probably only David Pollack, who I’m sure will land a spot somewhere.

Good riddance to Jalen Rose and Todd McShay, who will provide addition by subtraction. And I concur with Roger Federer’s opinion of Neil Everett in the old SC commercial - ”I’m not sure you’re in the Top 10”.
 
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Here’s a list of those let go:

Jeff Van Gundy
Jalen Rose
Keyshawn Johnson
Max Kellerman
Suzy Kolber
Chris Chelios
Matt Hasselbeck
Steve Young
Rob Ninkovich
Neil Everett
Ashley Brewer
Joon Lee
LaPhonso Ellis
Todd McShay
Jordan Cornette
Jason Fitz
David Pollack


Who will I miss? Probably only David Pollack, who I’m sure will land a spot somewhere.

Good riddance to Jalen Rose and Todd McShay, who will provide addition by subtraction. And I concur with Roger Federer’s opinion of Neil Everett in the old SC commercial - ”I’m not sure you’re in the Top 10”.

I'd shag Suzy Kolber rotten.

Maybe she's going to be unemployed and desperate now...
 
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