ESPN (A bunch of Death-Spiraling maroons)

[colobuck79]

Ugh

 

[TooTall]

Ugh

Duuuuude! They should go all in on this shit and get Pam Ward involved. The nasally voices alone would drive people mad.

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

I've seen websites championing this move, with the implication that if you're against it....you're just anti-women. What about those of us that realize Beth Mowins is fucking terrrrrrrrrrrible?

 

[jwinslow]

I've seen websites championing this move, with the implication that if you're against it....you're just anti-women. What about those of us that realize Beth Mowins is fucking terrrrrrrrrrrible?

I have no problem stating that Beth was not the worst part of her announcing team last fall. That doesn't make her less terrible.

 

[Dryden]

She's getting the 2nd MNF game on opening week though, right? I mean, historically this was a Raiders or Chargers game that started at 11:00 pm EDT and was called by Mike & Mike or Chris Berman or whoever the fuck after the MNF A-team had signed off from the 8:00 game.

So, 1) This is a garbage assignment to a time-slot nobody watches, and 2) Beth Mowins is legitimately a better PBP person than Mike Greenberg and Chris Berman were.

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

I have no problem stating that Beth was not the worst part of her announcing team last fall. That doesn't make her less terrible.

I don't know who she was paired up with.....but it's not difficult to believe she wasn't the worst. There's like 3 people on TV anymore who aren't nails on a chalkboard.

 

[HabaneroBuck]

Good point. Since all of the on-air talent just about everywhere sucks, why not throw some estrogen into the mix? What difference does it even make, at this point?

EDIT: For the record, she has done Big Ten broadcasts paired with......Joey Galloway. ouch

 

[Bucklion]

Ugh

TD pass by the SD QB who went to North Carolina Christian, LaDanien Rivers!

 

[jwinslow]

I don't know who she was paired up with.....but it's not difficult to believe she wasn't the worst. There's like 3 people on TV anymore who aren't nails on a chalkboard.

Galloway. He is pretty brutal.

 

[colobuck79]

Galloway. He is pretty brutal.

And together, they are brutal squared.

 

[Bucklion]

And together, they are brutal squared.

At least cubed...the brutal interaction is significantly greater than the sum of the individual brutal parts.

 

[colobuck79]

At least cubed...the brutal interaction is significantly greater than the sum of the individual brutal parts.

I don't want to get into an argument with you, so let's just say brutal raised to the power brutal.

 

[charlohiottean]

Ugh

Her voice is enough to drive VanGogh into slicing off his other ear.

 

[Taosman]

Galloway was not at his best announcing games. He seems much better in studio.
May be he just was unhappy who he was paired with?
It could have been worse. He could have been paired with the late Myron Cope!

 

[BUCKYLE]

Good point. Since all of the on-air talent just about everywhere sucks, why not throw some estrogen into the mix? What difference does it even make, at this point?

EDIT: For the record, she has done Big Ten broadcasts paired with......Joey Galloway. ouch

Exactly this. Dudes have been fucking shit in the booth for my entire life. So the fuck what if there's a shifty woman announcer for a game?

We tolerated Phil Simms for years. This won't be difficult