Ebola confirmed in the US

[Bucklion]

Uh, yeahhhh...about that:

http://thescoopblog.dallasnews.com/...rker-tests-positive-for-ebola-in-dallas.html/





No worries, then. Just a quick (symptomatic, contagious) visit to her fiance. I'm sure there was no exchange of bodily fluids of any kind during the visit.

Didn't I see this scene in the film Outbreak?

I think that's her mother's fiance, not her fiance.

 

[LostLassie]

I think that's her mother's fiance, not her fiance.

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/ebola-nurse-flew-cleveland-prepare-wedding/story?id=26218029

The Dallas nurse who traveled to Ohio before being diagnosed with Ebola had flown to Cleveland to prepare for her wedding, Cleveland officials said today.

Amber Vinson, 29, a nurse at the Dallas hospital where an Ebola patient died, was identified today as the second health care worker at the hospital to contract the deadly disease.

"She flew into Cleveland to prepare for her wedding. She came in to visit her mother and her mother’s fiance," said Toinette Parrilla, director of Cleveland Department of Public Health.

Like everything else about this situation, the information could hardly be more unclear. She and her mother have a fiance?

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

She went to Akron to kiss on her Mother's fiance? WHAT THE FUCK!!!!

:p

 

[LostLassie]

I see a unique Jerry Springer episode in our future.

In the meantime, the CDC has updated their screening protocol:

 

[Mike80]

If people who are in any way exposed to the virus ignore the rules, what can you do?

 

[NJ-Buckeye]

That didn't work out so well for Duncan

 

[matcar]

If people who are in any way exposed to the virus ignore the rules, what can you do?

 

[Abenaki]

Kent Brockman: Professor, without knowing precisely what the danger is, would you say it's time for our viewers to crack each other's heads open and feast on the goo inside?
Professor: Yes I would, Kent.

 

[OHSportsFan]

Lets just get this over with and declare that all travelling is prohibited and everyone must stay in their house underneath the sheets in fear.

hot chicks welcomed under my sheets (ebola free)

 

[tsteele316]

hot chicks welcomed under my sheets (ebola free)

Hepatitis and chlamydia however.......

 

[Onebuckfan]

I have no fear of the Ebola Virus but on the other hand I am scared to death of the Administrations handling of this. They consistently think the Kabul in the WH are the smartest people in the room and are consistently proven wrong. Valarie Jarett Susan Rice and Michelle and her spouse hardly give me great confidence.

 

[Taosman]

It's this simple.
You're more likely to die of the Flu than Ebola.

 

[Taosman]

I have no fear of the Ebola Virus but on the other hand I am scared to death of the Administrations handling of this. They consistently think the Kabul in the WH are the smartest people in the room and are consistently proven wrong. Valarie Jarett Susan Rice and Michelle and her spouse hardly give me great confidence.

You may be happier making political comments in the Political Forum. They will love your opinion there!

 

[Buckeneye]

It's this simple.
You're more likely to die of the Flu than Ebola.

Right now....

 

[Taosman]

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/ebola’s-other-contagious-threat-hysteria/ar-BB9hk7B