Dutch Skating Coach: "US Football Sucks"

[LovelandBuckeye]

Maybe the Dutch would medal in the biathlon if they didn't waste all of their resources on soccer and speed skating.

Have they done poop in soccer lately?

 

[OSU_Buckguy]

i think he's getting the attention he was seeking.

 

[AKAK]

that.....and it's fucking speed skating.

Ok, so he's saying American Football sucks, and you respond by basically saying speed skating sucks.

Real mature.

Oh, and yeah, you're right.

Besides, does anyone sit there and think to themselves, "You know, if Randy Moss had been Dutch, he woulda been a kick ass speed skater?"

No, no one does. Now, BN27 probably thinks to himself, "If Carly Patterson were Swedish, she might have been a porn star" but that's a heck of a lot more reasonble thought."

We could also have and Ndomakong Suh/Sven Kramer multidiscipline event, first they skate, then do some Oklahoma drills... then go to the Judges.

 

[tAFKaT]

We also don't wear wood shoes, and stick our dicks in dikes. So do the world a favor and take advantage of your euthanasia laws.

 

[USC]

Funny little Dutch boy. *ruffles hair*


We, in the US, don't even do speed skating yet we have Eric Heiden, who in 1980 has accomplished more than any Dutch speed skater in their history.

I'd be embarrassed of that if I were them.

 

[Honor&Glory]

the beardless bastard should kiss every American's bean bag as a thank you for not having to learn German.

 

[buckeyebri]

Some people have no concept of how their words will be perceived before they open their mouths and dribble out a load of rubbish ...

 

[BUCKYLE]

U.S. Message Board Poster: "Dutch Skating Coach Finally Gets Attention He So Desperately Craves, Then Quickly Fades Back Into...I wanna say....Dutchylvania? That doesn't sound right, but who has time to learn those countries' names when there's football on?

 

[Jaxbuck]

 

[TooTall]

or if they'd change the rules of the biathlon to soccer and speed skating.

Really paying dividends on the soccer pitch!

Seriously, that team has 4 stars (Robben, van Persie, Van der Vaart, and Stekelenburg) and a bunch of bums.

 

[Saw31]

Obviously he was a Nazi collaborator...

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Too bad I wasn't there.... "American football sucks? Dude.... you know what sucks? Your team dominated speed skating and no one anywhere gives a shit. You guys are right on weed, but when it comes to sports? Well.. keep smoking weed, dude"

 

[Buckeye513]

"You have a lot of attention on a foolish sport like American football and you waste a lot of talent, athletic talent, on a sport that is meant to kill each other, to injure each other. ...You're so narrow-minded, and then you want to compete against the world [in other sports] when you waste a lot of time, good talent on a sport that sucks."

Tell me more, guy-who-still-recognizes-a-monarchy.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

"look, I get that speed skating is you 'thing' and all... but... you have to understand... nobody gives a fuck, right? I mean... once every 4 years we kinda pay attention... but.. shit, dude... are you serious? I mean... if you had said tell the RHCP to put some fucking clothes on, I think we have some common ground, other than that... I'm not sure we have much to talk about"

 

[Saw31]

I bet more Dutch live in America than Dutchland (?)...