Disgraced Former Penn State DC Jerry Sandusky (convicted child molester)

[ORD_Buckeye]

Did Jackie Chiles have a conflict of interest?

 

[alexhortdog95]

from the "You've gotta be fucking kiddin' me!" files:

Deadspin - Amendola recommends reporters dial 1-800-REALITY -

which is a gay sex line.

Is he really more a performance artist than an attorney-at-law?

I couldn't resist dialing this one....hilarious. Just classic. Amendola must have gone to the Rocco Columbo School for Women....

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To be fair, though. Jose Baez got a young lady named Casey out of the needle a few months ago. Maybe this is the 'inept attorney' defense.

 

[Poe McKnoe]

Dear ESPN,

This case has moved from the pee wee's to the majors, let the big boys handle actual news coverage.

Thanks.

 

[Buckeye513]

Dear ESPN,

This case has moved from the pee wee's to the majors, let the big boys handle actual news coverage.

Thanks.

Are they having Stuart Scott interview "legal experts" like they did with the Michael Vick thing?

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

Are they having Stuart Scott interview "legal experts" like they did with the Michael Vick thing?

I can hardly wait 'til the verdict:

"Jerry Sandusky found guilty on all 8 counts - Booyah!"

 

[OSU_Buckguy]

Jerry Sandusky lawyer says Sandusky may have only been trying to teach kids 'how to put soap on their body' in shower

Jerry Sandusky's new lawyer claims that Sandusky may have just been teaching kids how to shower in the Penn State football locker room, and not sexually assaulting them.

...

"People who work with troubled youth will tell you that there are a lot of juvenile delinquents or people who are dependent who have to be taught basic life skills like how to put soap on their body," Rominger said.

continued...

 

[jlb1705]

Jerry Sandusky lawyer says Sandusky may have only been trying to teach kids 'how to put soap on their body' in shower

I feel ashamed just reading that pitiful excuse.

 

[OSU_Buckguy]

I feel ashamed just reading that pitiful excuse.

so ashamed that you have to take a shower?

 

[BayBuck]

Jerry Sandusky lawyer says Sandusky may have only been trying to teach kids 'how to put soap on their body' in shower

I think Karl Rominger may need to call 1-800-REALITY.

 

[AKAK]

I can't believe this guy isn't running for Senator.

 

[OSU_Buckguy]

next we're going to hear sandusky's attorney claim that his client was teaching the boys how to wipe.

 

[BB73]

next we're going to hear sandusky's attorney claim that his client was teaching the boys how to wipe.

Eating is also a learned skill, so he helpfully taught some of them how to swallow.

 

[Abenaki]

I think he's taking the Bob Loblaw attitude...why should he go to jail for a crime that someone else noticed?

 

[Bill Lucas]

"How to Soap up your Genitals" by Jerry Sandusky

 

[Muck]

I can't believe this guy isn't running for Senator.

You're thinking of Scott Paterno.