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Knowing this guy he’ll say “I never jerked off but Prime sure as hell has. That crazy fucker rubs one out 3-4 times a day. Glory be to god. Prime gets Japanese eyed in His name. “
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When I read this my toes l tingled knowing that they’ll be safe for the foreseeable future.
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I don't remember what age but it's whenever I got too deep into the Sears Catalog or Skinemax was on a free weekend
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Not old enough to have watched Skinemax through the wavey green line distortion of the original cable boxes?
I got Qube when the first interactive cable product in the world was launched in Columbus, Ohio. So, I invited my father and mother over to my apartment to watch an Ohio State football game. I was showing them how the various 30 channels worked but Mom did not understand. So, I moved over beside her with the Qube console and was explaining now movies worked and the city council meeting button. I glanced up to see my father looking at the TV with a very strange look on his face. Out of the side of my eye, I saw that I accidentally had hit P10. As my mother started to look away from the console, I hit one of the R channels and quickly explained. To this day, I don't think my father had ever seen a porn movie before and he remained in shock until I switched by to football. He never once mentioned it but I am quite sure it made its way to the confessional at St Matthias that week. 
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ORD_Buckeye
Wrong glass, Sir.
Did you pay for it, or did you use the paperclip method?I got Qube when the first interactive cable product in the world was launched in Columbus, Ohio. So, I invited my father and mother over to my apartment to watch an Ohio State football game. I was showing them how the various 30 channels worked but Mom did not understand. So, I moved over beside her with the Qube console and was explaining now movies worked and the city council meeting button. I glanced up to see my father looking at the TV with a very strange look on his face. Out of the side of my eye, I saw that I accidentally had hit P10. As my mother started to look away from the console, I hit one of the R channels and quickly explained. To this day, I don't think my father had ever seen a porn movie before and he remained in shock until I switched by to football. He never once mentioned it but I am quite sure it made its way to the confessional at St Matthias that week.
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