Deion Sanders (HC Colorado, Father of SubPrime)

[ScriptOhio]

https://atozsports.com/nfl/dallas-cowboys-news/deion-sanders-finally-gets-what-everyone-thought-he-was-plotting-for-when-linked-to-the-dallas-cowboys-head-coaching-job/

Deion Sanders finally gets what everyone thought he was plotting for when linked to the Dallas Cowboys head coaching job​

In a way, the news ties back to the reported "mutual interest" between the Cowboys and Sanders that was reported on in January. At the time, I was skeptical about that pairing ever happening and wrote about it, suggesting for Sanders, it could be a ploy to gain leverage over Colorado:

(Sanders) could use any leverage he can get as possible extension talks loom in the horizon with him and Colorado. His current deal pays him almost $6 million per year plus incentives and bonuses but an extension might turn him into one of the highest-paid coaches in college football. It wouldn't hurt for him to show the University he'd consider the NFL if the right opportunity were to come across his desk.

 

[billmac91]

As an FSU graduate. I still find it insanely comical, the Noles bypassed Deion for Mike Norvell……lolz.

I actually root against FSU bc their ignorance knows no bounds. Amazing.

 

[Tomateaux Quinoa Gumbeaux]

 

[CMic]

“Never” or “Never today” ?

 

[jakenick06]

We’re living in the dumbest timeline no question

 

[Tomateaux Quinoa Gumbeaux]

I love this hire.

@BuckeyeNation27

 

[BB73]

So, he is a jerkoff but has never jerked off?

 

[Tomateaux Quinoa Gumbeaux]

The asterisk is probably that he's never jerked off *to another person.

Prime definitely is the type of guy to jerk off while looking at his reflection in the mirror. Or maybe while watching videos of his football highlights.

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

His entire existence is a massive wank session. I don't doubt he's never touched himself. He probably jizzes every time he hears his own name.

 

[Tomateaux Quinoa Gumbeaux]

He probably jizzes every time he hears his own name.

 

[Jagdaddy]

Well, I guess CU can rest easy in the knowledge that he'll never spurn them for the A & M job.

 

[OregonBuckeye]

Shedeur getting his number retired is beyond embarrassing and legitimately shameful of CU's administration. Nepotism and being an obnoxious blowhard reign supreme in this country

 

[Honor&Glory]

Me at 12…

 

[Steve19]

Shedeur getting his number retired is beyond embarrassing and legitimately shameful of CU's administration. Nepotism and being an obnoxious blowhard reign supreme in this country

He was a September Heisman at least once. Right? Right?

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

The asterisk is probably that he's never jerked off *to another person.

Prime definitely is the type of guy to jerk off while looking at his reflection in the mirror. Or maybe while watching videos of his football highlights.

So, flexing in mirror while jerking off is frowned upon now? This world sucks now.