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Decanonized Mythologized Disgraced Ped State Monster Coach Joe Paterno (Zombie Icon)

Tonyank;2062198; said:
Joe Pa at 6:50 is
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still alive.

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jlb1705;2062195; said:
If only Penn State could discover some kind of cure... It's a shame that they can't because of the media.

Even without the whole Sandusky fiasco and firing, you know those creeps were on track to mummifying JoePa and dragging his mummified corpse around with their football equipment and propping it up at their games. Those are some sick, sick freaks at Ped State...
 
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My wife, not a sports fan at all, asked me the following question when we heard that the Crusty Ol Bastard was still kickin:

"Honey, it seems really strange that all of a sudden Joe Pa is having all these physical issues...do you think he's trying to off himself?"

Me: :yow1:
 
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I met a Penn State fan at a party Saturday night. They have a twisted way of rationalizing all this. Not the Sandusky part. They get that.

But with everyone else involved in covering up/pushing this to the side? They just don't see that anyone did anything wrong.
 
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Bill Lucas;2062742; said:
I met a Penn State fan at a party Saturday night. They have a twisted way of rationalizing all this. Not the Sandusky part. They get that.

But with everyone else involved in covering up/pushing this to the side? They just don't see that anyone did anything wrong.

So here you go to help them....

You are at a four way stop light. A little lady is crossing the stopwalk. A car runs the light and hits her, knocking her up into the sidewalk.

Would you leave the scene of the accident and call your insurance agent, asking them what to do, or would you help the injured lady on the spot before she dies?
 
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alexhortdog95;2062748; said:
So here you go to help them....

You are at a four way stop light. A little lady is crossing the stopwalk. A car runs the light and hits her, knocking her up into the sidewalk.

Would you leave the scene of the accident and call your insurance agent, asking them what to do, or would you help the injured lady on the spot before she dies?

You can take the final episode of Seinfeld and shove it straight up your tocus!
 
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alexhortdog95;2062728; said:
My wife, not a sports fan at all, asked me the following question when we heard that the Crusty Ol Bastard was still kickin:

"Honey, it seems really strange that all of a sudden Joe Pa is having all these physical issues...do you think he's trying to off himself?"

Me: :yow1:

If I was amateur psychoanalyzing, I'd guess his mishaps are motivated by grief. He's lost most (except $$ and family) of what mattered to him, and it's anyone's guess where those fell in order of priority.

Kind of the same way that elderly spouses often die within a very short time of each other. They lose the will to hang on here, and find a way out, perhaps unconscious that they are doing it.

Given how much Joe got of what he wanted out of this world for most of his life, I can't feel very sorry for him no matter how much he beats himself up. Pretty sure the anguish Jerry's victims live with is still considerably greater--and contaminating a far larger percentage of their lives--than any pain enabler JoePa will manage to inflict on himself.
 
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alexhortdog95;2062748; said:
So here you go to help them....

You are at a four way stop light. A little lady is crossing the stopwalk. A car runs the light and hits her, knocking her up into the sidewalk.

Would you leave the scene of the accident and call your insurance agent, asking them what to do, or would you help the injured lady on the spot before she dies?

C: Give your card to the surviving children????
 
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