Decanonized Mythologized Disgraced Ped State Monster Coach Joe Paterno (Zombie Icon)

[Buckeye86]

I read the first five words of that article and smell an April Fools.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Its true, I tried the program and it was spot on

You're down a score, rainy cold day, 4th and G on about the two. Kick or go for the TD?

Answer: Shit my pants.

 

[Poe McKnoe]

JoePa will never really be gone.

CFN

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Freezing his head would have been much easier.

 

[Poe McKnoe]

I read the first five words of that article and smell an April Fools.

Agreed, CFN normally does "April Fools Stuff'.

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

it's not that difficult of a program to write.

if (player_class != Senior){
satus == bench;
else
status == starter;
}

if (coach_status = alive){
run program berate_officials.exe
}

if (decision_status = "Needs to be made"){
run program ask_tom_bradley.exe
}

if (incoming_question = *){
run program babble_incoherently_about_newest_technology.exe;
run program pretend_you_dont_understand_internet.exe;
run program purposefully_mispronounce/misspell_topic.exe;
)

 

[CleveBucks]

if (infraction == "home invasion") {
while (week<5) {
clean_stadium();
week++;
}
}

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

how could I forget

 

[DaddyBigBucks]

...and no calls to the hershey_squirts.cab library?

We're just passing out GPAs like pez these days.

:tongue2:

 

[sandgk]

...and no calls to the hershey_squirts.cab library?

prone to induce memory leaks ...

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

watch your back Joe. the rule of three: Sheppard, Steinbrenner,.....

 

[matcar]

watch your back Joe. the rule of three: Sheppard, Steinbrenner,.....

I'm beginning to think that Joe is invinceable. The only thing that can make him leave the sidelines again is another need to take a Shart.

 

[buckeyes_rock]

I'm beginning to think that Joe is invinceable. The only thing that can make him leave the sidelines again is another need to take a Shart.

...or another one of his players breaking his knee in half.

 

[jimotis4heisman]

...or another one of his players breaking his knee in half.

he didnt leave for that. well not during that game.

 

[Poe McKnoe]

I'm beginning to think that Joe is invinceable. The only thing that can make him leave the sidelines again is another need to take a Shart.

So you think that is going to happen during the Michigan game?

http://www.buckeyeplanet.com/forum/...art-shaw-carrying-proud-tradition-20-a-5.html

 

[matcar]

So you think that is going to happen during the Michigan game?

http://www.buckeyeplanet.com/forum/...art-shaw-carrying-proud-tradition-20-a-5.html

TSUN and Shart are horrible...it's enough for ANYONE to get the Sharts...