Decanonized Mythologized Disgraced Ped State Monster Coach Joe Paterno (Zombie Icon)

[Buckrock]

Should The Soprano's be renamed The Paterno's? Danny Devito could play Jay.

 

[HorseshoeFetish]

Should The Soprano's be renamed The Paterno's? Danny Devito could play Jay.

Blasphemy.

 

[Muck]

You're really just now coming to this conclusion? Joe joined Elvis on Sunday, January 22nd - after his granddaughter's birthday of course.

Thus giving me the opportunity to both celebrate both my birth and the death of a selfish son of a bitch on the same day every year from now on.

Suck on that granddaughter paterno.

 

[NFBuck]

Wait a fucking minute...$350K in interest free loans? WTF does a man making millions need $350K in loans. Interest free. From a state university. Is that even legal?

 

[PlanetFrnd]

Wait a fucking minute...$350K in interest free loans? WTF does a man making millions need $350K in loans. Interest free. From a state university. Is that even legal?

This was my exact reaction to that little factoid as well.

 

[ochre]

Suck on that granddaughter paterno!

We should probably take it easy on the granddaughter; There is no evidence that she has enabled a pedophile this week.

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

[censored] you very much for that. Now there well be Joe sightings.

Joe was seen at a truck stop.

Joe was spotted at a bowling alley.

Joe was seen at a glory hole.

How do YOU know THIS? What FACTS do YOU have?

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Should The Soprano's be renamed The Paterno's? Danny Devito could play Jay.

Godfather might be a better metaphor. According to Vickey Triponey's husband, it was fairly well known that Paterno had a fixer around SC who was known as "Guido."

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Wait a [censored]ing minute...$350K in interest free loans? WTF does a man making millions need $350K in loans. Interest free. From a state university. Is that even legal?

Again, this transcends the ncaa. This is the worst case of LOIC possible. The entire integrity of the university is in question, and the AAU/CIC need to take a very close look at their continued affiliation with it.

 

[NFBuck]

Again, this transcends the ncaa. This is the worst case of LOIC possible. The entire integrity of the university is in question, and the AAU/CIC need to take a very close look at their continued affiliation with it.

Seriously. Apparently, he not only lorded over the university and its employees like a king and his subjects, it was also his personal coffer.

 

[colobuck79]

Don't be hasty here. He might have used the $350k interest free loan for some humanitarian and altruistic purpose. My bet is that is was used to cure cancer (successfully).

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Don't be hasty here. He might have used the $350k interest free loan for some humanitarian and altruistic purpose. My bet is that is was used to cure cancer (successfully).

Pina Colada fund for whatever island in the South Pacific upon which he currently chills.

 

[OSU_Buckguy]

pretty sure the $350k was for a puppy to be shipped daily to his house so that he could rip its still-beating heart from its tiny puppy body and drink its blood.

 

[HorseshoeFetish]

How do YOU know THIS? What FACTS do YOU have?

Sorry...JOE WAS SEEN AT A GLORY HOLE! Now it's a FACT.

 

[HorseshoeFetish]

Pina Colada fund for whatever island in the South Pacific upon which he currently chills.

Dear Joe,

May I pass along my congratulations for your pedophile enabling breakthrough. I am sure, in the miserable annals of the Earth, you will be duly enshrined.

Lord John Whorfin