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Decanonized Mythologized Disgraced Ped State Monster Coach Joe Paterno (Zombie Icon)

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BuckeyeNation27;2178539; said:
un, [censored]ing, real. these people are so clueless it physically hurts.

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"This definitely does not look good at all." In what way? Reply
Joe's agent negotiated a final contract. The Board of Traitors honored that contract. Shocking!

Joe raised BILLIONS of dollars for the University and was underpaid (relative to his peers) for much of his career. He and Sue donated millions (tens of millions?) to the University.

If you want to wring your hands over this New York Times story, knock yourself out, but there's no scandal here.
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BILLIONS AND BILLIONS! Seriously, ped aggy's endowment is just under $2B, and while I know that not every dollar donated becomes part of the endowment, you'd think that university never raised a penny outside of JoePed's influence.

And the number that I've heard reported independently is that JoePed's total donations to ped aggy were $4MM. A nice chunk of change, but hardly game changing for a major university.
 
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NFBuck;2178546; said:
I heard he nursed a wounded chipmunk back to health. :roll1:

I love how a former FBI director's 8 month inspection that includes documentation is hearsay, but random message board poster's message of dear leader's heroism is FACT. [censored]ing mutants.
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And the SOONER you start to UNDERSTAND the FACTS, the sooner you'll be able to learn the TRUTH.
 
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This story doesn't pass the sniff test.

DNR orders are only relevant for patients who can not make the call themselves. I personally have never heard of a "DNR except on a major holiday or relatives birthday" but perhaps they exist. Regardless, how does that translate to some form of heroics? He was unconscious. If he was in great pain sue the hospital for failures of palliative care. People are routinely kept alive for days or weeks before families are ready to pull the plug. It may be sad, but not heroic.

You can make the case that Jerry Sandusky loves his grandkids. He is still what he is. Same for Joe.
 
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Oh8ch;2178552; said:
This story doesn't pass the sniff test.

DNR orders are only relevant for patients who can not make the call themselves. I personally have never heard of a "DNR except on a major holiday or relatives birthday" but perhaps they exist. Regardless, how does that translate to some form of heroics? He was unconscious. If he was in great pain sue the hospital for failures of palliative care. People are routinely kept alive for days or weeks before families are ready to pull the plug. It may be sad, but not heroic.

You can make the case that Jerry Sandusky loves his grandkids. He is still what he is. Same for Joe.
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SSShhhhhhh! Don't ruin Dear Leader's legend!
 
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Oh8ch;2178552; said:
This story doesn't pass the sniff test.

DNR orders are only relevant for patients who can not make the call themselves. I personally have never heard of a "DNR except on a major holiday or relatives birthday" but perhaps they exist. Regardless, how does that translate to some form of heroics? He was unconscious. If he was in great pain sue the hospital for failures of palliative care. People are routinely kept alive for days or weeks before families are ready to pull the plug. It may be sad, but not heroic.

You can make the case that Jerry Sandusky loves his grandkids. He is still what he is. Same for Joe.
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It just dawned on me. Man, my thinking about this case has been so uptight. HE'S STILL ALIVE. Think about it, man. You have an octogenarian--in the parlance of our time. His real estate ventures have gone sour all over town. He feathers his nest with university money, and then he pulled the plug himself. He...uhhh, man....he faked his death.
 
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ORD_Buckeye;2178560; said:
It just dawned on me. Man, my thinking about this case has been so uptight. HE'S STILL ALIVE. Think about it, man. You have an octogenarian--in the parlance of our time. His real estate ventures have gone sour all over town. He feathers his nest with university money, and then he pulled the plug himself. He...uhhh, man....he faked his death.
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You are right. This is a very complicated case. A lotta ins, a lotta outs, a lotta what-have-yous. And new shit has come to light, man.
 
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ORD_Buckeye;2178560; said:
It just dawned on me. Man, my thinking about this case has been so uptight. HE'S STILL ALIVE. Think about it, man. You have an octogenarian--in the parlance of our time. His real estate ventures have gone sour all over town. He feathers his nest with university money, and then he pulled the plug himself. He...uhhh, man....he faked his death.
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Fuck you very much for that. Now there well be Joe sightings.

Joe was seen at a truck stop.

Joe was spotted at a bowling alley.

Joe was seen at a glory hole.
 
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HorseshoeFetish;2178565; said:
Fuck you very much for that. Now there well be Joe sightings.

Joe was seen at a truck stop.

Joe was spotted at a bowling alley.

Joe was seen at a glory hole.
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Dude, come on.

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ORD_Buckeye;2178560; said:
It just dawned on me. Man, my thinking about this case has been so uptight. HE'S STILL ALIVE. Think about it, man. You have an octogenarian--in the parlance of our time. His real estate ventures have gone sour all over town. He feathers his nest with university money, and then he pulled the plug himself. He...uhhh, man....he faked his death.
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You're really just now coming to this conclusion? Joe joined Elvis on Sunday, January 22nd - after his granddaughter's birthday of course.
 
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