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Decanonized Mythologized Disgraced Ped State Monster Coach Joe Paterno (Zombie Icon)

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Woody1968;2176095; said:
That Bushwood CC guy cracks me up. I think dude is a rage troll. He posts these long diatribes with RANDOM WORDS capitalized.
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It's not easy to troll that board. I thought I had set myself up pretty good, post about some innocuous shit, talk about how much I missed JoePed but then the that board just sucks you in and you can't help but go out with a blaze of glory.


The Fredo of Ohio board is still my most successful long game. I had those fucktards taking sides against each other. I was a digital version of Conrad Dobler in a Miller Lite commercial.
 
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AKAK;2176119; said:
Lemme 'splain something to YOU. :wink:

See... administrators... MOST places are trying to reign in the off campus party culture. Also, let's be CLEAR that it was GROWN UPS that were pissed off at Holbrook for trying to reign in tailgaiting... shit, it was Gee that pretty much COLLUDED with campus partners to SHUT DOWN the entire south campus bar scene and don't tell my Papa Joe's WASN'T an inside job (and a terrible April Fools Joke IIRC) but I don't see the anger directed at HIM... :lol:

Now, having said that... in ADDITION to the Campus Partners debacle, there over time, been other constant efforts to do such.

Now, you do this at Ohio State.. sure, people GET crannky (sic) and adapt... same in Athens... Madison.. and other even somewhat MORE notorious party schools...

Here's all I'm gonna say, LONG ago, when I was a frat boy and transferred to Ohio State... from OU... (yeah, fuck off), and I had been around the Big Ten block a few times... I walk into the house after being gone for something for a few days and the President says, "Hey Mike, the Penn State guys are coming out this weekend, should be fun"

Who? You're NOT serious, ARE you? WHY didn't you ask me about this first?

So, I pretty much tell him to lock up EVERYTHING, because he's just invited 40 asshole locusts.

Seriously, I'VE dealt with every kind of drunk neanderthal... and no knock to our SEC friends... BUT, the Penn State drunk is sort of like an Alabama or LSU inebriated depraved freak with the superior attitude of... well, they COULDN'T fake Harvard snobbiness... more like a Jersey Shore kid that THINKS he knows what snobbery really is, but with an SEC IQ. I mean, that URINE chucking video isn't the exception to the rule... THINK about it... you have to prepare in ADVANCE to have urine fille (sic) balloons to chuck... this is HOW they think... I went to parties makign (sic) SURE my lighter was operational and HAD an extra pack of smokes, not thinking, well, I MAY have to PISS in some balloons and chuck it.

I'd TRY to explain more... but, hey, READ the rest of this thread.

I've commented on ALL this stuff in the past...
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AKAK;2176119; said:
Lemme 'splain something to you. :wink:

See... administrators... most places are trying to reign in the off campus party culture. Also, let's be clear that it was grown ups that were [censored]ed off at Holbrook for trying to reign in tailgaiting... [Mark May], it was Gee that pretty much colluded with campus partners to shut down the entire south campus bar scene and don't tell my Papa Joe's wasn't an inside job (and a terrible April Fools Joke IIRC) but I don't see the anger directed at him... :lol:
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I usually defend Holbrook on most things, but her approach to dealing with gameday and campus area problems was nowhere near the same as Gee's.

Here's my take on this. Gee and Holbrook both have the exact same philosophy that some things (south campus bar strip/gameday environment) needed to be changed. There are fundamental differences about how they went about it though.

Gee targeted the actual problem spots (Papa Joe's in the 90s, Hineygate when he came back) and the root causes (campus slumlords, Lane Avenue establishments)

Holbrook on the other hand just called in the city and the state liquor authorities. The city saw it as a means of revenue farming--i.e. just pass tickets out with no actual thought or plan to the bigger picture. State liquor at that time was under the thumb of Hope Taft who was a notorious neo-prohibitionist and was using the agency to essentially harass social drinking to whatever degree she could.

The result was that all you had under Holbrook were a bunch of alumni in private tailgates being harassed for having an open container with little to no thought about where and what the real problems were. I've always been an advocate that targeting alcohol is useless. You target the behavioir. A dozen undercover cops wearing visiting teams' shirts/hats arresting people for the real crimes: simple assault, assault and battery etc. That will solve the problem with a couple of weeks.
 
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ORD_Buckeye;2176161; said:
I usually defend Holbrook on most things, but her approach to dealing with gameday and campus area problems was nowhere near the same as Gee's.

Here's my take on this. Gee and Holbrook both have the exact same philosophy that some things (south campus bar strip/gameday environment) needed to be changed. There are fundamental differences about how they went about it though.

Gee targeted the actual problem spots (Papa Joe's in the 90s, Hineygate when he came back) and the root causes (campus slumlords, Lane Avenue establishments)

Holbrook on the other hand just called in the city and the state liquor authorities. The city saw it as a means of revenue farming--i.e. just pass tickets out with no actual thought or plan to the bigger picture. State liquor at that time was under the thumb of Hope Taft who was a notorious neo-prohibitionist and was using the agency to essentially harass social drinking to whatever degree she could.

The result was that all you had under Holbrook were a bunch of alumni in private tailgates being harassed for having an open container with little to no thought about where and what the real problems were. I've always been an advocate that targeting alcohol is useless. You target the behavioir. A dozen undercover cops wearing visiting teams' shirts/hats arresting people for the real crimes: simple assault, assault and battery etc. That will solve the problem with a couple of weeks.
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But the 8-year old in the Michigan shirt was asking for that ass-kicking!
 
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Bucky Katt;2176172; said:
But the 8-year old in the Michigan shirt was asking for that ass-kicking!
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AJHawkfan;2176173; said:
Or at least to be hit with a urine-filled balloon.
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No, no. You've got it all wrong.

"C"s for Children

"D"s for aDults

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ORD_Buckeye;2176161; said:
Gee targeted the actual problem spots (Papa Joe's in the 90s, Hineygate when he came back) and the root causes (campus slumlords, Lane Avenue establishments)
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So, you're saying he burned it down.

(I agree 100% with everything else FWIW, my point is, things change and we move on... not the urine chuckers. And if anyone ever needed to be reigned in... well... ummm.. yeah.)
 
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AKAK;2176190; said:
So, you're saying he burned it down.

(I agree 100% with everything else FWIW, my point is, things change and we move on... not the urine chuckers. And if anyone ever needed to be reigned in... well... ummm.. yeah.)
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Well, you don't get to be as powerful as Gordon Gee without knowing how to firebomb a few pizza parlors.
 
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Paterno family releases a statement...

http://www.pennlive.com/midstate/index.ssf/2012/07/paterno_family_releases_statem_1.html

Over the last nine months Joe Paterno has been praised by some in near saintly terms and criticized by others as a villain. He was neither.

As the people who worked closely with Joe know, he was tough, aggressive, opinionated and demanding. He was also highly principled, uncompromisingly ethical, dedicated to his job at Penn State and committed to excellence...cont
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And apparently they aren't happy that they no longer call the shots...

As purported conclusions started leaking out, we followed up with the Freeh Group to ask for the right to respond. Since Joe Paterno never had an opportunity to present his case, we believe we should have a reasonable time to review their findings and offer information that could help complete the picture. We were told we could offer responses to the publicly reported allegations, but the Freeh Group declined to confirm that these allegations are in the final report. It is our firm belief that the report would be stronger and more credible if we were simply given a chance to review the findings concerning Joe Paterno in order to present the case he was never allowed to make.
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I think it's clear we all have lost sight of what is really important here...Protecting Joe Ped's legacy.
 
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As the people who worked closely with Joe know, he was tough, aggressive, opinionated and demanding. He was also highly principled, uncompromisingly ethical, dedicated to his job at Penn State and committed to excellence...cont
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Oh, shut the fuck up with this shit. "Uncompromisingly ethical"? Fuck yourself. The horse is out of the barn, you fucking mutants...

dav713;2176265; said:
I think it's clear we all have lost sight of what is really important here...Protecting Joe Ped's legacy.
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It really is all that matters to a majority of these subhuman, mutant, pigs,
 
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