Coronavirus (COVID-19) is too exciting for adults to discuss (CLOSED)

[Jake]

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

The bigger concern right now is that elementary aged children are showing to be very asymptomatic with the coronavirus. They're not exhibiting symptoms yet they still carry and spread the virus for 14 days. They're like little angels of death to unwittingly send over to grandma and grandpas.

Fortunately, I'm sure grandma and grandpa won't be the first people parents call to do some spot-babysitting duty.

 

[jwinslow]

Just looked on eBay........it's all being sold for 3-4x the normal price by enterprising investors!

Someone bought all 150 bags of it from our local kroger. No one stopped them. Now there's a limit of 12 :/

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

A warning from the Department Health and Human Service. Do NOT visit the website corona-virus-map<dot>com (modified the link name so the link won't actually appear in this post), which looks similar to the popular JHU site being used by media. Visiting the page loads the AZORult Trojan onto your computer/phone.

 

[Dryden]

When y’all under quarantine you’re gonna realize most of the toilet paper you use on a daily basis is purchased by your bosses.

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

Over 50,000 People Have Recovered From Coronavirus Around the World, According to Johns Hopkins

 

[AuTX Buckeye]

Fuck....we're planning on a surprise visit to my parents this weekend, with 4 year old in tow. Dad has heart problems, mom is in and out of hospitals routinely. Probably should stay home?

Facetime is your friend right now ... sucks man but yeah I wouldn’t go just to be safe

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

When y’all under quarantine you’re gonna realize most of the toilet paper you use on a daily basis is purchased by your bosses.

only because those cheap bastards only buy 1 ply

 

[jwinslow]

 

[BayBuck]

When y’all under quarantine you’re gonna realize most of the toilet paper you use on a daily basis is purchased by your bosses.

Fortunately I'm the one guy on staff with a key to our custodial closets at work... And OSU just switched to 2-ply last year!

 

[Dryden]

 

[OSU_Buckguy]

ncaa tourney canceled.

 

[OSU_Buckguy]

and a lot more has been canceled.

 

[shiznit7]

I got a bridge to sell you if you think that kids will be going back to school in three weeks

 

[scarletmike]

Disneyland closes for the rest of the month after tomorrow. Waiting for the shoe to drop on my coast, now. They're paying CMs through the closure, so I should be safe in that regard, the question is how safe.