Dear Dabo and Brent....
First I'd like to congratulate you for successfully Clemsoning in your final game. You did save the best act of Clemsoning for last, and it was an epic meltdown.
I had this all ready to send to you guys the other day, but it must have gotten stuck in your junk mail folder...
I'd like to introduce you to someone who now, needs no introduction. He's a player on the offensive side of the ball.
Let me introduce to you...
The Tight End.
Now, I know what you are saying...."What's a tight end?" Well, I'm glad you asked that question!
It's hard to fathom, but tight ends have been around since the 1940s. Yes, that long! I know, right?!?
What their job is to do is to block like a lineman, but they're faster than linemen and have better hands - with the size of a lineman. They're some of the most gifted guys on the football field. In the 1960s, John Mackey and Mike Ditka revolutionized this position. Both of those guys are in the Pro Football Hall of Fame.
Now, Alabama is coached by one Nicholas Lou Saban, Jr. He used to coach for powerhouses Kent State, Toledo, and the Cleveland Browns at one time. He learned his trade from some guy named Bill.....Belle....Belli....something with a B in it. That guy loves to use tight ends in football games. He has a professional wrestler who comes and plays tight end for him from time to time.
I know you guys may not believe it, but Alabama has Tight Ends. Wow, right? One thing I would caution you about - tackling Derrick Henry is important yes. I think you may want to watch out for whomever is playing Tight End for Alabama.