Coaching changes: coaches hired and fired, comings and goings

[Dryden]

 

[Jagdaddy]

Jesus. Just promote Chiaverini if this is your other option.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Jesus. Just promote Chiaverini if this is your other option.

They could slap a set of horns on Bert and save all the expense associated with keeping Ralphie.

He might not run as fast but people would be hard pressed to tell the difference.

 

[Jagdaddy]

They could slap a set of horns on Bert and save all the expense associated with keeping Ralphie.

He might not run as fast but people would be hard pressed to tell the difference.

Ralphie smells better.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Ralphie smells better.

No doubt.

Another problem with this potential hire is you then have to worry about the head coach eating the mascot. More than likely in a very public, noisy, messy and disgusting manner.

I'm sure there are 2-3 groups out there just waiting to be outraged and offended by that. Bert's going to be issuing an apology with pieces of Ralphie still stuck in one of his neck folds.

 

[AJHawkfan]

No doubt.

Another problem with this potential hire is you then have to worry about the head coach eating the mascot. More than likely in a very public, noisy, messy and disgusting manner.

I'm sure there are 2-3 groups out there just waiting to be outraged and offended by that. Bert's going to be issuing an apology with pieces of Ralphie still stuck in one of his neck folds.

He'd steal a page from Hoke's old recruiting playbook and hold a big, bison bbq event in the stadium.

 

[CFPBuckeye]

He'd steal a page from Hoke's old recruiting playbook and hold a big, bison bbq event in the stadium.

But not invite anybody.

 

[kujirakira]

They could slap a set of horns on Bert and save all the expense associated with keeping Ralphie.

He might not run as fast but people would be hard pressed to tell the difference.

Also save the payout to fire him when he has a heart attack.

 

[zincfinger]

You meant figuratively.

Which is literally the opposite of "literally."

Totally off point here, but this usage of "literally" is making its way into dictionaries now.

The end is nigh.

 

[Trevi]

Totally off point here, but this usage of "literally" is making its way into dictionaries now.

The end is nigh.

Irregardless

 

[gmen6981]

Totally off point here, but this usage of "literally" is making its way into dictionaries now.

The end is nigh.

In my IMHO I could care less.

 

[colobuck79]

In my IMHO I could care less.

Took the words right out of my mouth.

 

[AJHawkfan]

For all intensive purposes, you're both right.

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

For all intensive purposes, you're both right.

That’s a whole nother arguement.

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

That's a mute point