Coaching changes: coaches hired and fired, comings and goings

[kinch]

Oh boy should I say it... no I shouldnt.

@Nutriaitch can take it. Say it you woos.

Is that how one spells "woos?"

Also, unrelated, but a friend of a friend of mine happens to be friends with Jessica Alba. She conveyed a message to me, "Tell @Jaxbuck to stop following me around or I will call the cops, again."

 

[Nutriaitch]

How about this guy (if they can pry him away from University of Buffalo?

Lou Tepper, affectionately known as "Coach Death Penalty" (because his tenure was akin to giving Illinois Football the death penalty) coached some of Illinois' all-time best defensive players (Simeon Rice, Kevin Hardy, John Holocek, Dana Howard) but went through four offensive coordinators in five years.

http://www.offtackleempire.com/2015/6/9/8751307/how-did-illinois-get-here

wow! that brings up painful memories.
our defense in '98 & '99 with him as DC were absolutely dreadful.

i don't think he can legally enter the state of Louisiana after that. Or at least that's a law that should have been passed.

 

[Nutriaitch]

as far as reaching out to Urban and Saban, I'm pretty sure it's just lip service.

I don't expect either conversation to last more than half a second or so.
but publicly, I think LSU has to at least appear to be asking the two top guys in the industry.

 

[kinch]

wow! that brings up painful memories.
our defense in '98 & '99 with him as DC were absolutely dreadful.

i don't think he can legally enter the state of Louisiana after that. Or at least that's a law that should have been passed.

I think he can legally enter, but he doesn't own a motorboat.

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

@Nutriaitch can take it. Say it you woos.

Is that how one spells "woos?"

wuss. Rhymes with puss.

 

[Jaxbuck]

@Nutriaitch can take it. Say it you woos.

Is that how one spells "woos?"

Also, unrelated, but a friend of a friend of mine happens to be friends with Jessica Alba. She conveyed a message to me, "Tell @Jaxbuck to stop following me around or I will call the cops, again."

It's spelled with a "U" i.e. wuss

as far as the other thing goes, the restraining order says 200 ft. If they want me farther away than that they should have said so.

 

[CFPBuckeye]

It's spelled with a "U" i.e. wuss

as far as the other thing goes, the restraining order says 200 ft. If they want me farther away than that they should have said so.

Wow. 200 ft.? That's almost not a restraining order at all. I could almost reach her with my...

Nevermind.

 

[kinch]

It's spelled with a "U" i.e. wuss

as far as the other thing goes, the restraining order says 200 ft. If they want me farther away than that they should have said so.

Well you got shafted, or I got shafted. . .

My restraining order alternates given the second of the minute of the hour of the day.

Six inches, zero inches, six inches, zero inches. . .

 

[ochre]

Wow. 200 ft.? That's almost not a restraining order at all. I could almost reach her with my...

Nevermind.

 

[CFPBuckeye]

Touché.

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

I love the fact that Bert Belieber issued a statement saying he had no interest in the LSU job. LSU should issue a statement saying "ditto."

 

[NFBuck]

This hair is grounds for immediate termination:

 

[ochre]

I love the fact that Bert Belieber issued a statement saying he had no interest in the LSU job. LSU should issue a statement saying "ditto."

too many damn vegetables in that cajun food for Burt.

 

[CFPBuckeye]

I love the fact that Bert Belieber issued a statement saying he had no interest in the LSU job. LSU should issue a statement saying "ditto."

The reporter he spoke to didn't know Bert was a football coach. They were doing interviews for the upcoming World's Fattest Man conpetition.

 

[DiamondBuck]

Maybe these programs should hire a [Mark May]-hot tight ends coach who hasn't been a head coach yet, instead of shuffling around the same old head coaches like the NFL does...

FIFY and FIFLSU: