Clipping fingernails

[JXC]

You know what really grinds my gears? Clipping fingernails. It seems like the older I get, and the more I clip them, the faster they grow. But if I don't clip them then they get long, sharp, and start to look hidiouis.

Clipping fingernails might be the most annoying task that I ever have to do. It never ends. I keep clipping, but they keep coming back. One of you need to invent something where a fingernail can have about a week or a week and a half's growth, and then just stop. That would be the perfect length. Whenever I clip them, they get too short that I can't use them anymore to pick up anything, or rip those annoying labels off of CDs and DVDs, or dig for gold in my nose. PLUS, I always end up cutting one too short, and then it hurts like a bitch for a few days. It's not THAT painful, but why should I have to go through any pain at all? Why do they have to grow? What is wrong with them?

 

[BrutusMaximus]

I think Viagra actually has that as a side effect......



Er ehm.......not that I know anything about that, just read it somewhere.

 

[JXC]

"If you experience an errection lasting for more than 4 hours, immediately consult a physcian...preferably female."

 

[ScriptOhio]

Good advice:

 

[BrutusMaximus]

Ugh.........I just threw up in my mouth.

 

[Thump]

I always cut mine right after I get out of the shower when they are soft and easy to cut.

I agree it's a pain but not as bad as having to take out contact lenses every night.

 

[JXC]

Oh contact lenses are the worst. I always get tired, lay down, and then want to just fall asleep. BUT NO! I gotta wake up and take them out, because I know if I don't they will feel gross the next day. Good call.

 

[BuckBackHome]

I used to work at a place where the guy in the office next to mine would cut his every couple of days at work.

 

[buckzip]

I always cut mine right after I get out of the shower when they are soft and easy to cut.

I agree it's a pain but not as bad as having to take out contact lenses every night.

They are more chewy right after the shower too.:)

 

[coastalbuck]

Get extended ware contacts XC. Best invention ever. Just switch them out every few weeks (read that few months) and you're good to go!!!

 

[iambrutus]

I used to work at a place where the guy in the office next to mine would cut his every couple of days at work.

i fucking hate that!

one of my coworkers cuts them in his car and doesn't clean them up. i saw them once and now refuse to ride in his car.

 

[Thump]

i fucking hate that!

one of my coworkers cuts them in his car and doesn't clean them up. i saw them once and now refuse to ride in his car.

Probably the same guy who shaves his pubes in the pisser.

 

[iambrutus]

Probably the same guy who shaves his pubes in the pisser.

wouldn't suprise me, he is a real scumbag

 

[Brutus1]

Probably the same guy who shaves his pubes in the pisser.

Does he actually shave or just groom them?

We had an employee that would shed on the urinal AND wipe his boogers on the wall. Pig.

We had a Romanian that had a habit (from the homeland) of standing on the toilet seat and squatting to do his business. The funny part was, the stalls did not have locks, so you'd walk in and see his two hands holding the bottom of the door.

 

[iambrutus]

there has been a pile of pubes show up on the urinal (on the top) a few times in the past week. so i'm not sure how it happens.