Clipping fingernails

[Pheasant]

Go take a dump on his desk.

That'll get him back.

Or you could take a shit in your hand and then wipe it on his shirt.

 

[Thump]

They do have lenses now that you only have to switch once a month. My son has them - you get a year's supply at a time, and only take them out to switch to a new pair once a month.

My eye doctor said that he can't believe those are allowed to be sold since the eye needs oxygen which when it's covered by a lense it gets very little of.

Plus, my eyes get red if I leave them in too long, let alone wear them for a month straight.

 

[BB73]

My eye doctor said that he can't believe those are allowed to be sold since the eye needs oxygen which when it's covered by a lense it gets very little of.

Plus, my eyes get red if I leave them in too long, let alone wear them for a month straight.

The lenses are permeable, they seem to work well. I think they are much less irritating to the eyes, also.

 

[Thump]

The lenses are permeable, they seem to work well. I think they are much less irritating to the eyes, also.

How can they be permeable and still work?

Doesn't make sense to me.

 

[BB73]

Here's a link with some info:

contactlenses

 

[Brutus1]

Plus, my eyes get red if I leave them in too long, .

Uh, that would be caused by your alcohol consumption.

 

[JXC]

Speaking of poo...last week before the game started I went into the bathroom nearest to my seats in 10B, and there was a guy with his pants down to his ankles, next to the sink, wiping off poo that was all over his legs and his pants. It smelled like poo...like it exploded all over him. I couldn't believe it. I kind of had a 'deer in the headlights' moment, and then walked out. The bathrooms over in 16B were much nicer.