Clipping fingernails

[Thump]

We had a Romanian that had a habit (from the homeland) of standing on the toilet seat and squatting to do his business.

You're kidding right?

That's funny as all get out.

Maybe he's just trying to avoid the dreaded "bomb-dropping backsplash."

 

[Pheasant]

there has been a pile of pubes show up on the urinal (on the top) a few times in the past week. so i'm not sure how it happens.

The plan must be in motion already.... I have to go now, there is much work to be done.

 

[Brutus1]

You're kidding right?

That's funny as all get out.

Maybe he's just trying to avoid the dreaded "bomb-dropping backsplash."

No. Instead of wiping #'s 1 and 2 off the seat, you'd have to wipe off foot prints.

I imagine raising the 'drop' area up 8" would increase backsplash.

 

[Thump]

I imagine raising the 'drop' area up 8" would increase backsplash.

Not when you're dealing with the force of gravity. The increased distance above the bowl won't make an equal increase in back splash.

 

[Pheasant]

Not when you're dealing with the force of gravity. The increased distance above the bowl won't make an equal increase in back splash.

I think it would still hit your ass. You're not talking about an amount of water equal to the turd, so gravity wouldn't prevent it from coming up the extra 8 inches. Also, the original distance (from a normal, seated position) is short enough for the backsplash to travel so that it can hit your ass with enough force to be uncomfortable if it hits the right spot. Any fluid dynamics experts around to shed some light on this argument?

 

[Thump]

I think it would still hit your ass. Your not talking about an amount of water equal to the turd, so gravity wouldn't prevent it from coming up the extra 8 inches. Also, the original distance (from a normal, seated position) is short enough for the backsplash to travel so that it can hit your ass with enough force to be uncomfortable if it hits the right spot. Any fluid dynamics experts around to shed some light on this argument?

If you have diarrhea though, that could get pretty messy.

Covering the entire seat in liquidy fecal matter.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Was that necessary?

 

[Pheasant]

If you have diarrhea though, that could get pretty messy.

Covering the entire seat in liquidy fecal matter.

that's pretty disgusting.....you'd probably get your shoes too, and maybe the wall.

 

[Thump]

Was that necessary?

Thought I would paint you a nice visual.

 

[BuckStocksHere]

Why do I continue to read these threads..... but I'm laughing my ass off....

 

[ScarletInMyVeins]

The guy next to me is clipping his right now

 

[Brutus1]

Not when you're dealing with the force of gravity. The increased distance above the bowl won't make an equal increase in back splash.

It may or may not, but the increased distance will also allow the direction of the turd to change , causing a 'belly flopper', instead of a straight in dive.

As an example, when your favorite diver, Greg Lougayness, over rotates, he causes more of a splash than he does when he enters the water vertically.

 

[Brutus1]

The guy next to me is clipping his right now

Walk in his cubicle, rip a silent one, then ask him if he smells something burning.

 

[Thump]

The guy next to me is clipping his right now

Go take a dump on his desk.

That'll get him back.

 

[BB73]

I agree it's a pain but not as bad as having to take out contact lenses every night.

They do have lenses now that you only have to switch once a month. My son has them - you get a year's supply at a time, and only take them out to switch to a new pair once a month.