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Cleveland Browns (official thread of Masochism 2015)

Don't worry, they will f this up, and it will come from an unexpected direction. Maybe they will trade both first rounders for an injury prone aging backup quarterback, or move up to take a tight end, or use both first rounders on running backs, I mean it will be epic.
 
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"BEFORE THE SUN SETS ON 1999, THE BROWNS WILL CHOKE ON THEIR OWN DICK EVERY SEASON! THIS CURSE WILL LAST UNTIL THE END OF TIME! NO POWER ON EARTH CAN CHANGE IT!"

There you have it...
 
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You will not need to be watching TV because some websites will just explode..
True but there is nothing watching real time the pick happen then bpspy just explode with Tsteele doing his usual defending of the pick, NFbuck/Dryen/exhawg/myself going off on how shitty the pick was...might have to get sling TV just for a few days.
 
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I can barely muster the vitriol to put on much of a show about their fuck ups anymore. I'll gladly chime in and laugh along with everyone, but I'm a shadow of my former self when it comes to going off about the clowns...kinda like Willie Mays in a Mets uniform, or Johnny Unitas in a Chargers...

I think the Brandon Weeden pick really activated my IDGAF reflex.
 
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Don't worry, they will f this up, and it will come from an unexpected direction. Maybe they will trade both first rounders for an injury prone aging backup quarterback, or move up to take a tight end, or use both first rounders on running backs, I mean it will be epic.
Half of me hopes that the Browns nail both first round picks and actually become a competent NFL team.

The other half of me hopes that they eff up the first round as usual because it will be so much more entertaining.
 
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Went out for drinks with co-workers last week and had one ask me what I thought about the Browns schedule.

I completely disregarded his question having not even looked at the schedule and ended up going on a 5 minute tirade how the team has literally killed my desire to even care. It is full on apathy because they just continue to screw up every single decision they make. Needless to say he was a little shocked.

Ask me how I really feel next time.
 
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