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Cleveland Browns (2018 Season The NFL is Sorry)

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NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell announced the appointment of Alan Schlossberg to the office of "President of Apologizing to the Browns" today. "We are a proactive league" stated Goodell through the release. "We want to act immediately on what is quickly becoming a clear danger to our teams and players." The Browns have earned the right to get an immediate apology without waiting and wondering". Goodell continued - "We believe Alan Schlossberg is a perfect fit due to his extensive experience as a lawyer and issuing apologies after the fact to save political face".

Schlossberg, 42, a New York business and commercial law attorney who practices in Midtown Manhattan, immediately went to work crafting the league's apology for next week's illegal block in the back on Jabrill Peppers that will cost the Browns the game.
 
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JCOSU86 said:
Schlossberg, 42, a New York business and commercial law attorney who practices in Midtown Manhattan, immediately went to work crafting the league's apology for next week's illegal block in the back on Jabrill Peppers that will cost the Browns the game.
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I just hope it's actually that close in Pittsburgh. Seeing the towel-wavers cry would bring me joy.
 
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Could be an ugly 24 hours for coaches in Cleveland. Watch Jackson fire Haley after the game then get canned tomorrow morning.
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Yes please. I don’t care if Haley is gone as long as Hue is shown the door first. Haley can land on Hue’s fat ass when he’s tossed.
 
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JFC. They've missed at least five tackles on fucking Conner in his last 5-6 carries. You know what, just take a knee and let the fucker run free the next time they give him the ball, it'll just save time.
 
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