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Cleveland Browns (2017 Thread of Chlamydia)

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I have nothing to say other than I want Sashi gone.

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Front office royally fucked this up.

You had Allen sitting there for the taking. Building arguably the start of the best Dline in football. You trade down. Granted, I said trade down - but to twentyFUCKINGfive?!?!

Me: Oh, fair enough. Let's see whom else is available that was an impact player, perhaps Conley?

Browns: Go fuck yourself, because analytics told us to take the most overrated player in the last 20 years of Big Ten play.

Absolutely unfuckingreal. Then to trade back up for a TE when good midround value big men are found all the time.

Pop quiz, asshole - out of the 'elite' TE's starting in the NFL today, how many were taken in the first round? TWO. Eifert and Olsen. TE's are the antithesis of QB's. You find MORE talent outside of the first round. Or for the fucking stats nerds running the show, a better ROI based on where the pick was selected.

I can't even begin to type how pissed off I am. Peppers ruined the whole thing for me.
We need a deep center fielder and you fucks went 'nah, lets go with a guy that's never played the spot JUST CUZ BRUH'
 
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I get it. They have a GREAT defense. They have drafted a GREAT, LOW MAINTENANCE defensive back. HUGE, really HUGE. It's NOT about the cap! It's COST-CUTTING!

You guys have it all WRONG. The guy's like Teflon. He knows that it's MORE important to keep your uniform CLEAN than to make a tackle.

PEPPERS gets that.

Wait. What?
 
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Where does Sashi get his stats from? Honest question. Does he not realize that Peppers had one pick? Analytics my ass. Stupidest thing I've ever heard from a GM on how to evaluate talent.

How in the world could any front office with personnel having half a brain have had Malik ranked lower than Gerbil on their board? Incompetence at a new level. Congrats to them on setting a new low.
 
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buckeyboy said:
Where does Sashi get his stats from? Honest question. Does he not realize that Peppers had one pick? Analytics my ass. Stupidest thing I've ever heard from a GM on how to evaluate talent.

How in the world could any front office with personnel having half a brain have had Malik ranked lower than Gerbil on their board? Incompetence at a new level. Congrats to them on setting a new low.
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They have an old saying in poker that if you can't spot the patsy at the table, it's you.

Well if you are supposed to be in the business of evaluating NFL talent and have Malik Hooker below Peppers on your board, it's you
 
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buckeyboy said:
Where does Sashi get his stats from? Honest question. Does he not realize that Peppers had one pick? Analytics my ass. Stupidest thing I've ever heard from a GM on how to evaluate talent.

How in the world could any front office with personnel having half a brain have had Malik ranked lower than Gerbil on their board? Incompetence at a new level. Congrats to them on setting a new low.
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It's not even just the stunning lack of turnovers he created in college...he straight up disappeared on every level against their better opponents. Tackles, TFL, and sacks all vaporized against teams with a pulse. He was non-existent. The ONE turnover he was involved in all year was a gift that was tipped to him. :rofl:
 
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AuTX Buckeye said:
its official I need a new team... where should i join the bandwagon.. Steelers feel like the right choice just to troll the Browns.
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Not gonna lie, ive rooted for Steelers as lesser evil several times (when ravens were good)
Im thinking Seattle. Dont live there anymore either but still love that city.
Ill leave basketball and baseball to my hometown i guess.

I wouldnt mind if they drafted a stud from scUM but this team, no matter whose in the FO, falls for the media hype every time. Brady Quinn, Manziel, Peppers.... at least Quinn was a clean kid.
Fuck this organization.

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Look at the bright side folks

All 3 Buckeye first rounders made it out alive and weren't drafted by Cleveland while Peppers is proper fucked.
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Do we need to start a gofundme for Tyvis Powell?
 
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kujirakira said:
Not gonna lie, ive rooted for Steelers as lesser evil several times (when ravens were good)
Im thinking Seattle. Dont live there anymore either but still love that city.
Ill leave basketball and baseball to my hometown i guess.

I wouldnt mind if they drafted a stud from scUM but this team, no matter whose in the FO, falls for the media hype every time. Brady Quinn, Manziel, Peppers.... at least Quinn was a clean kid.
Fuck this organization.



Do we need to start a gofundme for Tyvis Powell?
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Hey.....welcome back, man.
 
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