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Cleveland Browns (2016 thread of unrelenting dumpster conflagration)

Rumor now is that the Harvard knuckleheads want to trade Joe Thomas and select YET ANOTHER GODDAMNED LINEMAN with a high pick.

Pure.
Motherfucking.
Genius.

"Let's replace a perennial all-pro with a guy who *might* be an all-pro". Do they realize that Tunsil would have to play at an all-pro level for them to fucking BREAK-EVEN

Jesus.

Folks: we got a bunch of dipshits who think they're the smartest guys in the room again.
 
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Rumor now is that the Harvard knuckleheads want to trade Joe Thomas and select YET ANOTHER GODDAMNED LINEMAN with a high pick.

Pure.
Motherfucking.
Genius.

"Let's replace a perennial all-pro with a guy who *might* be an all-pro". Do they realize that Tunsil would have to play at an all-pro level for them to fucking BREAK-EVEN

Jesus.

Folks: we got a bunch of dip[Mark May]s who think they're the smartest guys in the room again.
If you're gonna bottom out... go all the way.. don't half ass it. If they've got value for trading to try to build through the draft .. then do it. Don't go half measures and try to win while rebuilding. Either rebuild or try to win...
 
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Rumor now is that the Harvard knuckleheads want to trade Joe Thomas and select YET ANOTHER GODDAMNED LINEMAN with a high pick.

Pure.
Motherfucking.
Genius.

"Let's replace a perennial all-pro with a guy who *might* be an all-pro". Do they realize that Tunsil would have to play at an all-pro level for them to fucking BREAK-EVEN

Jesus.

Folks: we got a bunch of dip[Mark May]s who think they're the smartest guys in the room again.

There has been talk since last season about trading Thomas. I will believe it when I see it. Either way this team is rebuilding. I mean there is always a dumpster fire in the factory of sadness that can manage to hit rock bottom. Maybe the FO is setting the bar for a level of suck that has yet to exist.
 
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If you look inside, you'll see Johnny Eightball passed out in his own vomit.

But why isn't there a fire?

That dumpster holds tears from the factory of sadness.

Rumor now is that the Harvard knuckleheads want to trade Joe Thomas and select YET ANOTHER GODDAMNED LINEMAN with a high pick.

Pure.
Motherfucking.
Genius.

"Let's replace a perennial all-pro with a guy who *might* be an all-pro". Do they realize that Tunsil would have to play at an all-pro level for them to fucking BREAK-EVEN

Jesus.

Folks: we got a bunch of dip[Mark May]s who think they're the smartest guys in the room again.

My guess is they are taking in to consideration the fact that Thomas doesn't care too much to be in Cleveland anymore and deserves to go to a team with a pulse, coupled with the fact that once Joe's gone, they'll need another LT so they might as well get a young one with lots of promise. I get that Tunsil can only dream of being as accomplished as Joe is in the NFL but that holds true for everybody.

Don't go half measures and try to win while rebuilding. Either rebuild or try to win...

Please Cleveland...

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Rumor now is that the Harvard knuckleheads want to trade Joe Thomas and select YET ANOTHER GODDAMNED LINEMAN with a high pick.

Pure.
Motherfucking.
Genius.

"Let's replace a perennial all-pro with a guy who *might* be an all-pro". Do they realize that Tunsil would have to play at an all-pro level for them to fucking BREAK-EVEN

Jesus.

Folks: we got a bunch of dip[Mark May]s who think they're the smartest guys in the room again.
Everybody remember this moment...for once, I would agree with what the clowns are (theoretically) doing. Joe Thomas ain't getting any younger. He's entering his 10th year, and it seems like he's already starting to slip a bit. So, odds are by the time you're ready to field a competitive team, Joe is well past his prime. If you're gonna suck...then SUCK. Deal him to help rebuild, and maybe give him a chance to end his fantastic career on a winner.
 
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There has been talk since last season about trading Thomas. I will believe it when I see it. Either way this team is rebuilding. I mean there is always a dumpster fire in the factory of sadness that can manage to hit rock bottom. Maybe the FO is setting the bar for a level of suck that has yet to exist.
Yes. Please charge NFL prices for a middle-of-the-road Big 12 team.

Because Harvard.

Pure Genius.

Any other decent players they can get rid of? McKown played well, cut him so he doesn't slow down the race to the bottom!
 
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Yes. Please charge NFL prices for a middle-of-the-road Big 12 team.

Because Harvard.

Pure Genius.

Any other decent players they can get rid of? McKown played well, cut him so he doesn't slow down the race to the bottom!
Don't worry, if they draft one they will likely cut him and keep Austin Davis as the 3rd.
 
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Yes. Please charge NFL prices for a middle-of-the-road Big 12 team.

Because Harvard.

Pure Genius.

Any other decent players they can get rid of? McKown played well, cut him so he doesn't slow down the race to the bottom!
The answer to the rest of that question is no. Bitonio is the only other NFL player I can think of. Maybe Kirksey. But they're not paying them anything.
 
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