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Cincinnati Reds 2023 (sell the team Bob)

I cant stand watching Fairchild chomp his gum, especially after he strikes out. Is it me or does it look like he purposely over chews?!? Gahh

I'd rather see Morgan Fairchild up there trying to hit. At least then we could look at some healthy breasticles!

The gum doesn’t bother me as much as his lack of ability does.

Once again, I understand the splits with Fraley but pinch hitting with an auto out is better how? All the other manager has to do is run a LH reliever out there for one inning and Bell takes the best hitter out of the lineup. If nothing else, go find some crazy lefty killer and give him a spot just for that. Fuck me.
 
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I did about 3 minutes of research and came up with a name for them: Lane Thomas

Multi position OFer, 27 years old, costs $2.2MM and most importantly is seen as a 4th OF type on a good team but murders lefties.

Over the last 3 years he is 29th in all MLB in wRC+ vs LHP with a 192. Same as some dude named Trout.

Go see if Washington might take that dud you currently have stealing oxygen in RF and some cash/low level prospect for Thomas and you are a better club over night.
 
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Announcers are talking about all the kids who could come up, how good they are etc and all fucking Larkin can say is make moves to get Jonathan India to hit in the middle of the lineup.

Basically “let’s call up Babe Ruth, Hank Aaron and Ted Williams so Jonathan fucking India can hit 3rd”

Amazing

PS as I am typing that McLain works the shit out of the pitcher in a 12 pitch at bat. Kid looks comfortable
 
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Man that dude came out like gangbusters then had been getting gangbanged every since! Better get that shit sorted sir right freaking now

Just like Greene, he throws two pitches and they aren't Fastball/changeup.

He's 60% cutter/40% slider

Not quite sure what exactly in the fuck they are being taught but you cannot be a two pitch pitcher and be a successful starter at the MLB level. Let alone a TOR pitcher.
 
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Ben fucking Lively is en fuego. I'll take it.

Matt McLain looks like he belongs up here. I wonder how much longer until the newly minted #1 prospect in all of baseball is called up? Or CES? Or Abbott? Don't wait too long fuckheads, there is no dominant team in the NL Central.

Lastly, it's always good to open a can on the Whiney Bitches.
 
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Ben fucking Lively is en fuego. I'll take it.

Matt McLain looks like he belongs up here. I wonder how much longer until the newly minted #1 prospect in all of baseball is called up? Or CES? Or Abbott? Don't wait too long fuckheads, there is no dominant team in the NL Central.

Lastly, it's always good to open a can on the Whiney Bitches.
Fuck yeah. I was just coming to gloat about the mudhole we're stomping in their asses!

Finally have serious young talent they better not screw it up. Salazar making his debut right now too.

Edit: hell yeah. Wasn't perfect but from what I could see he just missed too much over the plate a couple times but that late movement on his fastball was pretty. Just needs the nuances of pitching in the show imo and work on that slider for strikes. 10-3 win was gorgeous.
 
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