Cincinnati Bengals (Same Ole Bengals)

[TooTall]

 

[RB07OSU]

Stop winning Bengals

We can't even get losing right apparently. Let's not make the playoffs and squelch that chance early on, but also intermittently win games that do not matter, yet fuck our draft pick. Classic Bungles. At least Cleveland knows how to get a top pick.

 

[cincibuck]

only Elder grads drink that piss.

For those of you not familiar with Cincinnati's internecine humor, this is West Side humor, a result of a century of inbreeding amongst those who settled west of Vine Street. Hudepohl himself lived on the East Side and his heirs formed Sam Adams Brewery in Boston and then revitalized the old one back in Cincinnati to brew up even more Sam and a really nice Hudepohl Amber Lager.

In the time prior to Heilman buying up all the old labels, Hudepohl was the first or second best in an undistinguished field of Weidemann, Bavarian, Schoeling, and Burger. Burger was the real shits, but they brought the Red's radio broadcasts with regional legend Wayte Hoyt. Schoeling made Little Kings Cream Ale, 8 ounce bottles, but packed a punch and tasted much better than anything alse brewed in town.

 

[Honor&Glory]

For those of you not familiar with Cincinnati's internecine humor, this is West Side humor, a result of a century of inbreeding amongst those who settled west of Vine Street. Hudepohl himself lived on the East Side and his heirs formed Sam Adams Brewery in Boston and then revitalized the old one back in Cincinnati to brew up even more Sam and a really nice Hudepohl Amber Lager.

In the time prior to Heilman buying up all the old labels, Hudepohl was the first or second best in an undistinguished field of Weidemann, Bavarian, Schoeling, and Burger. Burger was the real [Mark May]s, but they brought the Red's radio broadcasts with regional legend Wayte Hoyt. Schoeling made Little Kings Cream Ale, 8 ounce bottles, but packed a punch and tasted much better than anything alse brewed in town.

I am a west sider living in Colerain now...and I loved little kings. lol

 

[ScriptOhio]

For those of you not familiar with Cincinnati's internecine humor, this is West Side humor, a result of a century of inbreeding amongst those who settled west of Vine Street. Hudepohl himself lived on the East Side and his heirs formed Sam Adams Brewery in Boston and then revitalized the old one back in Cincinnati to brew up even more Sam and a really nice Hudepohl Amber Lager.

In the time prior to Heilman buying up all the old labels, Hudepohl was the first or second best in an undistinguished field of Weidemann, Bavarian, Schoeling, and Burger. Burger was the real [Mark May]s, but they brought the Red's radio broadcasts with regional legend Wayte Hoyt. Schoeling made Little Kings Cream Ale, 8 ounce bottles, but packed a punch and tasted much better than anything alse brewed in town.

 

[TooTall]

Not even mad about the Bengals winning. It kept the Baltimore Ravens out of the playoffs.

Any team that has a marching band, deserves to never be in the playoffs again.

Also, fuck Joe Flacco.

 

[brodybuck21]

Hey John harbaugh......

 

[BengalsAndBucks]

Reports now that we're undecided on Marvin's future. The best part is if we retain him, we'll lose Guenther to Gruden in Oakland.

I fucking hate this franchise.

 

[Bucknut24]

This asshole is coming back, isn't he?

 

[TooTall]

If Orlando Brown is still available, and the Bengals pass on him, Jesus is no longer a tap dancer, but a belly dancer.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

If Orlando Brown is still available, and the Bengals pass on him, Jesus is no longer a tap dancer, but a belly dancer.

Maybe even a pole dancer.....

 

[TooTall]

Maybe even a pole dancer.....

That would be very slutty of him to allow the Bengals to pass on such a solid draft pick. That’s what religion’s for, right? Hoping your favorite football team drafts the right guy? I’m pretty sure that’s how religion works.

 

[Buck Nasty]

If Orlando Brown is still available, and the Bengals pass on him, Jesus is no longer a tap dancer, but a belly dancer.

you better hope he gets arrested or accused of something heinous sometime between now and the draft, as of now he doesn't have the qualifications to get drafted by the Bengals. Especially if Marvin is still there.

 

[TooTall]

you better hope he gets arrested or accused of something heinous sometime between now and the draft, as of now he doesn't have the qualifications to get drafted by the Bengals. Especially if Marvin is still there.

I’ll make sure to pray to belly dancing Jesus tonight, just for you.

 

[Thump]

Maybe even a pole dancer.....

From the Brass Ass possibly?