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Charlie Weis (ex-Kansas HC, ex-Fla OC, Notre Dame legend, UnDecided Schematic Advantage)

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The world will shudder when we unleash our schematic advantage on the mighty San Diego State University football team.
 
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osubartender23;1158596; said:
Good god the girth of Charlie but the man boobies of Chuck Amato!!!!!!!!:biggrin:
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HA!!1!!!11!!! LOL! YOU DON'T KNOW NOTHING. CHARLIE IS NOT FAT. HE HAS BETTER MAN BOOBS THAN AMATO. HE IS NOT FAT. HE IS CARBO LOADING FOR THE SEASON. YOUR COACH WILL WASTE TIME EATING. CHARLIE WILL NOT WASTE TIME EATING. HE IS READY. THIS IS THE YEAR!!! THIS IS THE YEAR!!!! HE EXPECTS TO WIN THIS YEAR, MAYBE MORE THAN ONCE. OUR OFFENSE WILL BE AWESOME. MANY PEOPLE WILL SAY, AW. THIS IS THE YEAR THAT CHARLIE UNLEASHES HIS SCHEMATIC ADVANTAGE.

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Gatorubet;1158509; said:
The thought just hit me: could the fact of the Patriots cheating for all of those years Chuck coached there violate some sort of ethics clause in Cheesburger's contract in the same way that O'Leary's resume' fib did? I'd think that the Irish would consider it to mitigate the - what - 10 year abortion of a contract they agreed to?
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Why on earth would ND want to can Charlie now?

Don't you understand? He almost beat USC that one time, three years ago!
 
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Dryden;1158628; said:
Why on earth would ND want to can Charlie now?

Don't you understand? He almost beat USC that one time, three years ago!
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The greatest win where ND scored less points of ALL TIME.

For the record, I'm hearing that Jimmy C has already had the greatest May 8th, 2008 in NOTRE DAME HISTORY!! And, it's only 8:59am. Imagine how great it will be by the end of the day.
 
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Two Charlie quotes from the desert...

Tell us about climbing the coaching ladder. How did you get your start and how have the players have changed in that time?


Weis: We've been talking to a lot of these young kids, these 18- and 19-year-old kids that are in the service the last week. They're all asking questions: 'How do you become a head coach?'

I said, 'Well, how you do become a CO (commanding officer)? What's really the difference? You start at the bottom and you work your way up to the top.'

Usually it comes down to the same things: work ethic, doing things with integrity, using your brain more than your mouth and at the end of the day, usually when you get an opportunity, not screwing it up when it presents itself. In my case, I've been able to coach in high school, in college and in the pros and to be honest with you, it's more rewarding coaching in high school than it is in college or the pros for me because you're much more than a football coach. You're a guidance counselor. You're a second father. Sometimes you're a first father. You're a community leader.

Tell us your favorite win and the toughest loss of your coaching career.

Weis: My biggest win as a coach at Notre Dame hasn't occurred yet. :slappy:

At this time, when I go recruiting, I wear these gaudy Super Bowl rings. The reason why I wear them is all these impressionable young men all have aspirations of playing in the NFL. It's kind of a signal or a reminder, 'Look it, fellas. I've been there done that.' And I think that one more message you're trying to give them subliminally [is] you're trying to let them know, 'Come with us. Be a part of something special. And you'll get an opportunity, if you're good enough, to play on Sundays.' I wear those rings only because I don't have a national championship ring. The day I get the national championship ring, I will never wear one again. :slappy: (you can't make this stuff up!)



As far as my worst loss as a head coach, all losses are bad. I hate every loss. I'm miserable by nature to start off with. I'd say if I had to pick one, I'd have to go back to my first year. It's 2005 and we're playing against USC. They're the best team in the country, and they came into our place. It went down to the very end of the game. ... It was a very disheartening loss for my team but probably the person who gained the most out of that loss was probably my own kid. I have my kid with me on the sidelines.

We go in the locker room after the game and I have to talk to my team. You have to talk to the press. That's always great, talking to the press after you lose a game. That's my favorite thing in the whole world. But I'm in the coaches' locker room. I'm sitting in there with Charlie. I'm sitting there. He's in tears, and I said, 'C'mon Charlie, let's go.'


He says, 'Where we going?' I said, 'C'mon, let's go.' We walked over to the USC locker room. ... I walked in and I just congratulated them on winning the game. I walked out, and I had my kid with me. We walked back to the coaches' locker room, and he said, 'Dad, what's wrong with you?'


I said, 'Charlie, I did that for you. You think I wanted to walk over there to go congratulate the team we just lost to for beating us, you're wrong. But I wanted to teach you a lesson about class and dignity and respect and how to handle things.'


I turned what was my greatest defeat into a great father-son moment on how to do things the right way.

:slappy: Now, that's some funny stuff.

For more, go to ESPN - Coaches talk BCS, recruiting, climbing the ladder - College Football
 
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Usually it comes down to the same things: work ethic, doing things with integrity, using your brain more than your mouth and at the end of the day, usually when you get an opportunity, not screwing it up when it presents itself. In my case, I've been able to coach in high school, in college and in the pros and to be honest with you, it's more rewarding coaching in high school than it is in college or the pros for me because you're much more than a football coach. You're a guidance counselor. You're a second father. Sometimes you're a first father. You're a community leader.
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If I were the reporter, my followup question would be..."Right...but how did you become a head coach?"
 
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I said, 'Charlie, I did that for you. You think I wanted to walk over there to go congratulate the team we just lost to for beating us, you're wrong. But I wanted to teach you a lesson about class and dignity and respect and how to handle things.'
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If the fat fuck actually said that to his son, then he is a bigger piece of shit than I originally thought. And more stupid than I thought too!

If you really want to teach your son something meaningful about class, dignity, respect, and how to handle things, you go over and congratulate them and tell your son that one does that because of good sportmanship. You don;t let that other drivel come out of your mouth.

Then again, words are cheap, so very, very cheap and actions speak much louder. His son has probably witnessed actions that contradict those words.
 
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Steve19;1181925 I said said:
I wanted to teach you a lesson about class and dignity and respect and how to handle things[/B].'
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You know what screams class and dignity? Dislocating your shoulder while patting yourself on the back for doing something decent. What an asshole.

I can't beliueve he says this shit. I had to read the whole mess three times just to convince myself that Steve wasn't just adding the bolded parts in as his own commentary. :slappy:
 
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