xcrunner;1611496; said:Doesn't make him any less fat, though.
Hell, not even gastric bypass surgery could do that!
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xcrunner;1611496; said:Doesn't make him any less fat, though.
Notre Dame still owes Weis around $18 million, and while there will end up being some sort of negotiation to bring that figure down a bit, it?s still going to cost the school a big chunk of change to get rid of the contract. If you have to pay him anyway, why officially fire him? I?m not saying he stays on as head coach, I?m saying he is a Notre Dame employee and is used in some other capacity to earn his keep. Chuck, you want all that money? Fine. Those dirty towels from the men?s swim team aren?t going to launder themselves. When you?re done with that, Gladys in the cafeteria is out sick this week, her lumbago is acting up, and we need someone to stir the chili bucket. And before you go, get Urban on the phone and see if he?s a 42 long or a 42 regular. Chop-chop, spit-spot.
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Like there'd be any chili left after he got done with it.BB73;1611559; said:Here's a bump for you, Oh8ch.
Fiu has some ideas for ND, since they'll still be paying the Cholly.
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Notre Dame, which finished 6-6, would be slotted into a bowl only after all of the bowl-eligible teams with seven victories have set their destinations, according to the report. That would likely leave two choices: The Little Caesars Pizza Bowl in Detroit on Dec. 26, or the GMAC Bowl in Mobile, Ala., on Jan. 6.
Weis let the school know Tuesday that he plans to attend the Friday team banquet. He has not spoken to the entire team since last weekend, after the Irish were beaten 45-38 at Stanford. The banquet, usually open to the public, will be private, with only players, coaches, staff and family in attendance. The school did the same thing when Tyrone Willingham was fired five years ago.
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OSUsushichic;1612304; said:Fired Charlie Weis Cleans Out His Desk
Fired Charlie Weis Cleans Out His Desk | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
2006: Weis learns that the foul-smelling string of beads hanging in quarterback Brady Quinn's locker is not a rosary
cincibuck;1612652; said:Charlie on Monday, Mangini today. The coaching fraternity just dropped about 700 pounds on fab three day super diet!
cincibuck;1612652; said:Charlie on Monday, Mangini today. The coaching fraternity just dropped about 700 pounds on fab three day super diet!
buckiprof;1612668; said:I assume you meant Mangino.
I think 700 pounds might be an underestimate. That Mangino really looks like he is "one small mint" away from exploding.
Oh8ch;1612494; said:I thought we were a pretty cold group, but we can't hold a candle to The Onion.
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