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Charlie Sheen is into some weird stuff

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Charlie Sheen
Definition: The name of whatever Sheen's on.
Usage: "I am on a drug, it's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."

Winning
Definition: The end goal of Charlie Sheen's life philosophy.
Usage: 'The only thing I'm addicted to right now is winning,' 'Just winning every second,' 'Winning, anyone?' 'Duh, winning!'
Pronunciation: Quoth Sheen, 'It rhymes with winning.'

Bi-winning
Definition: Winning on the ultimate level.
Usage: I'm not bi-polar, 'I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there..
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Thujone's take on Charlie: Link
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Missed opportunity by WB...

Twitter Record

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It?s called crazy, and while crazy doesn?t keep you your kids or your job, it does make you popular? at least on the Internet. So while Charlie Sheen may not be ?winning? in real life, he just won the popular micro-blogging service Twitter, having become the first person to ever reach a million followers.

It?s official too. The award was given by no less an organization than the Guinness Book Of World Records. According to Guinness community manager Dan Barrett, they have both researched and approved the record based upon Sheen?s success in racking up a million plus followers in just 25 hours and 17 minutes.

As of this writing, Charlie Sheen has 1.2 million followers, and had almost two hundred thousand followers before he?d even sent his first tweet. His ability to get a million followers so quickly was no doubt propelled by the officials heads up from Twitter itself: account was almost instantly verified, thanks to Sheen?s decision to broker the creation of his account through Internet startup Ad.ly.

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I thought Sheen on Twitter would be more humorous, but he's just tossing out stupid quotes I'd expect to hear at lame house parties on campus.

Nice guys finish last, awesome guys finish on her face. #dealwithit #winning
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I don't need eHarmony to find love, coke and my nose make a perfect match.
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I hate when I leave the bar with a hot chick and wake up next to an ugly one. #alcohol
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#notwinning
 
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3074326;1884904; said:
I thought Sheen on Twitter would be more humorous, but he's just tossing out stupid quotes I'd expect to hear at lame house parties on campus.







#notwinning
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Most dudes that say shit like this at lame house parties (that you seem to attend) are just fucking saying it. Chuck Sheen lives it. #tiger blood
 
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BUCKYLE;1884997; said:
Most dudes that say shit like this at lame house parties (that you seem to attend) are just fucking saying it. Chuck Sheen lives it. #tiger blood
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The point was that his Twitter is lame as fuck.

And I don't attend house parties anymore. :p
 
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3074326;1885411; said:
The point was that his Twitter is lame as fuck.

And I don't attend house parties anymore. :p
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1. Charlie's Twitter account is cooler than you in real life.
2. You don't attend...or you're not invited?
3. Mountain Man? You'd better have a motherfucking beard. And by "motherfucking beard", I don't mean a beard...I mean a beard that literally fucks mothers. You motherfucker.
 
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