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CCI writes "The Man laws"

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iambrutus said:
does the you poke it, you own it man law apply to women as well as beer?

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man Law, no disrespect to our female bp members, but if its a man law it should be for men only. Now if the females get a woman law we will have to respect that also.

here is one
If you sign up to play any Fantasy League you are required to have full participation. No one can leave an injured player or bye player in their starting roster. IF you do you should be banned from fantasy sports for 2 years.

I think the regular sports fans can agree on this one.--Man Law
 
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DEBuckeye said:
#3 - Whenever possible, leave at least one urinal between you and the next guy taking a leak. You may talk while peeing, but you must look straight ahead.
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I say no to part two. Conversation is unacceptable.

Urinals laws
1. Whenever possible, leave at least one urinal between you and the next guy taking a leak. If there is an odd number of urinals and none are in use, always take one of odd numbered urinals. i.e., if the are five urinals, take one of the end units or the one in the middle. The second and fourth are for emergency use only.
2. Conversation at the urinals shall be strictly prohibited at all times.
3. Eyes shall be focused on a spot on the wall approximately 7 feet high.
4. Three shakes only. Any more than three is officially public masturbation.
 
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Bucky Katt said:
I say no to part two. Conversation is unacceptable.

Urinals laws
1. Whenever possible, leave at least one urinal between you and the next guy taking a leak. If there is an odd number of urinals and none are in use, always take one of odd numbered urinals. i.e., if the are five urinals, take one of the end units or the one in the middle. The second and fourth are for emergency use only.
2. Conversation at the urinals shall be strictly prohibited at all times.
3. Eyes shall be focused on a spot on the wall approximately 7 feet high.
4. Three shakes only. Any more than three is officially public masturbation.
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i agree with those 4, but i will add one....

5. you cannot unbutton your pants, you have a zipper for a reason, just drop the fly and pull the junk out
 
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I'm going to be a contrarian here...

You are NOT required to hook up with the fat chick so your buddy can get the hot chick...Fuck that "wingman" shit. I don't play that game...If he picked a hot chick with a nasty friend, he is on his own. I will be a man-law outlaw if I have to.
 
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Saw31 said:
I'm going to be a contrarian here...

You are NOT required to hook up with the fat chick so your buddy can get the hot chick...Fuck that "wingman" shit. I don't play that game...If he picked a hot chick with a nasty friend, he is on his own. I will be a man-law outlaw if I have to.
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What about SIMV, Professional Wingman. Even when he's alone.
 
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Saw31 said:
I'm going to be a contrarian here...

You are NOT required to hook up with the fat chick so your buddy can get the hot chick...Fuck that "wingman" shit. I don't play that game...If he picked a hot chick with a nasty friend, he is on his own. I will be a man-law outlaw if I have to.
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but if you do take one for the team, your buddy owes you the same in return, or a night of strippers and beer for free
 
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If a particular chick has been officially designated "a whore" or "a slut" (i;e "not girlfriend material"), there is no "right to exclusivity". She is fair game, no matter who was first...

You must, however, inform any of your friends that don't know her, that she is in fact, not girlfriend material and has been tapped by the rest of you, before they do something stupid like ask her out on a real date...You owe that to them...
 
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