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daddyphatsacs
Let the cards fall...
Gatorubet;1280538; said:
After a night of partying with Danny Devito on Halloween, John Goodman collapses on the streets of New Orleans. When asked to comment one paramedic simply said "I told them to flip him on his back......but the weird thing is that he appeared to have an ass on each side of his body".
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How do you do?
I see you've met my faithful handyman.
He's just a little brought down, because when you knocked;
He thought you were the candyman.
Don't get strung out by the way I look.
Don't judge a book by its cover.
I'm not much of a man by the light of day;
But by night I'm one hell of a lover.
I'm just a sweet transvestite;
From Transexual, Transylvania.
I see you've met my faithful handyman.
He's just a little brought down, because when you knocked;
He thought you were the candyman.
Don't get strung out by the way I look.
Don't judge a book by its cover.
I'm not much of a man by the light of day;
But by night I'm one hell of a lover.
I'm just a sweet transvestite;
From Transexual, Transylvania.
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WaitingforKickoff
Legend
Gatorubet;1282528; said:
This picture would be a lot funnier if the ass is where her face is.
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OCBuckWife
I am the evil monkey in your closet
Tresselbeliever;1283499; said:
I'm pretty sure it's a guy. Does that make it funnier?
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WaitingforKickoff
Legend
OCBuckWife;1283509; said:I'm pretty sure it's a guy. Does that make it funnier?
May I ask how you know that it's a guy?
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Because the only woman with an ass that big is Kardasian....Tresselbeliever;1283523; said:
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OCBuckWife
I am the evil monkey in your closet
Tresselbeliever;1283523; said:
Hand size, shape of the jawline, the way the fat has accumulated on the stomach (typically male) instead of on the breast area and thighs as well, and I've been in San Francisco on Halloween when this shot was mostly likely taken. I've seen people who look like that dress like that.
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Tresselbeliever;1283523; said:
'Cause he damn near has a beard, and TRON's momma doesn't hang with Oompas.
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scooter1369
HTTR Forever.
OCBuckWife;1283528; said:Hand size, shape of the jawline, the way the fat has accumulated on the stomach (typically male) instead of on the breast area and thighs as well, and I've been in San Francisco on Halloween when this shot was mostly likely taken. I've seen people who look like that dress like that.
Never saw a 1980's German Olympian Woman have you?
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WaitingforKickoff
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Best Buckeye;1283525; said:
OCBuckWife;1283528; said:Hand size, shape of the jawline, the way the fat has accumulated on the stomach (typically male) instead of on the breast area and thighs as well, and I've been in San Francisco on Halloween when this shot was mostly likely taken. I've seen people who look like that dress like that.
Never been to San Fran...:(, but to me this picture looks to me like real people playing out a south park episode.
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