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Gatorubet;1280538; said:
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Steffi Graf really let herself go after Andre Agassi came out of the closet
 
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Gatorubet;1280538; said:
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After analyzing this photo thoroughly, it's clear that the bunnies aren't stressed over the fact that whatever it is, is on the stretcher, but rather they're terrified about the fact that the Oompa Loompa is about to pull its finger, not knowing what on earth is going to unleashed outta that gut ass...
 
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No wonder

Best Buckeye;1283776; said:
Your good morning news is that it is her and Oh yes you were and did. :biggrin:
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No wonder I dont like blondes anymore. In reality, or any less.

Well certainly blondes like that. I am not up to a walk on the wild side.

(reference to Lou Reed's "Walk on the wild side")
 
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AP, Las Vegas, Nevada - As White Lavender(a Las Vegas Exotic Dancer) fell off the pole she was dancing on she crushed Sebastian, the Oompa Loompa, to his death. Mr. and Mrs. Easter Bunny, who were in town for the Furry convention in Las Vegas, provided witness statements. The adult club, Fab & Flab, is launching a full investigation into the incident. The District Attorney said, "No one will be held liable except Lil Minx in this accident". Lil Minx is the manufacturer of the pole that gave way yesterday evening. They have not returned our calls or emails in response to the allegations at this time. We will be keeping you posted as more updates come in. White Lavender is currently in stable condition and is expected to make a full recovery.
 
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Dryden;1283231; said:
How do you do?
I see you've met my faithful handyman.
He's just a little brought down, because when you knocked;
He thought you were the candyman.
Don't get strung out by the way I look.
Don't judge a book by its cover.
I'm not much of a man by the light of day;
But by night I'm one hell of a lover.
I'm just a sweet transvestite;
From Transexual, Transylvania.
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Let me show you around
Maybe play you a sound.
You look like you're both pretty groovy.
Or if you want something visual
That's not too abysmal,
We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie.

Is that you Frank?
 
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