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Bump this thread every time you take a dump (Devin Gardner)

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You know... I know it's frowned upon to take the middle of three stalls - especially when the other two are open and not... nasty - but on my floor no one else uses it, its so fresh the seat is up from the previous night's cleaning... I crush that virgin shitter like Teddy in Kids
 
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BusNative;2016755; said:
You know... I know it's frowned upon to take the middle of three stalls - especially when the other two are open and not... nasty - but on my floor no one else uses it, its so fresh the seat is up from the previous night's cleaning... I crush that virgin [Mark May]ter like Teddy in Kids
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:slappy:

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYW6C44zo24"]Sittin On Tha Toilet - YouTube[/ame]
 
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True poop story, episode 1:

I was at New Market Mall, I don't know if it is still there, this took place in 1992. The bathroom there had open stalls for some reason, and I needed to go bad. Anyway, this creepy guy paused and stared at me as I was "finishing up." I showed him my slightly crap stained toilet paper wad and said, "what do you think, another wipe?"

The guy was terrified and ran off. My friend was in the room and heard me and was dying laughing. It was epic.
 
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kinch;2016932; said:
True poop story, episode 1:

I was at New Market Mall, I don't know if it is still there, this took place in 1992. The bathroom there had open stalls for some reason, and I needed to go bad. Anyway, this creepy guy paused and stared at me as I was "finishing up." I showed him my slightly crap stained toilet paper wad and said, "what do you think, another wipe?"

The guy was terrified and ran off. My friend was in the room and heard me and was dying laughing. It was epic.
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I heard a Bobby Knight story about him wiping his ass during a shit at halftime and bring the stained TP out to show his team how they were playing.
 
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I love being in a routine with shitting.

I only shit at work, saves $ at home, and when you break a commercial toilet that has as much flushing power as a tornado, I feel accomplished.
 
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I will be in the forest digging cat holes for my dutch oven contents dumps. Since we camp Saturday, I had shredded wheat for breakfast and a big salad for lunch today. Proactive dump planning.

IOW, "Be Prepared".
 
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