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Bump this thread every time you take a dump (Devin Gardner)

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I have a sliding door to my bathroom. It doesn't latch properly and I've never bothered to fix it.

My bastard cat slides his paw between the door and the wall and opens it and stares at me as I go. It's freaky. He is obsessed. If I don't let him watch, he yells at me outside the door.

Something isn't right here.
 
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kinch;2017368; said:
I have a sliding door to my bathroom. It doesn't latch properly and I've never bothered to fix it.

My bastard cat slides his paw between the door and the wall and opens it and stares at me as I go. It's freaky. He is obsessed. If I don't let him watch, he yells at me outside the door.

Something isn't right here.
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Does he use that toilet? I mean could he be upset your dropping a deuce in his territory? DoNt cats have thumbs?
 
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kinch;2017368; said:
I have a sliding door to my bathroom. It doesn't latch properly and I've never bothered to fix it.

My bastard cat slides his paw between the door and the wall and opens it and stares at me as I go. It's freaky. He is obsessed. If I don't let him watch, he yells at me outside the door.

Something isn't right here.
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we won't judge you. you were young and foolish.
 
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TooTallMenardo;2017384; said:
TWO ringer?! Jesus, what do you eat?! And did you just not shit for a week? :lol:
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I am a twice a day type of guy, always have been. Past few days I have let myself go in the eating department (eating like it is going out of style, have no clue as to why I am so hungry lately) and there has been quite a bit of fiber contained in the foods consumed. I have a feeling that there is another one of those in store for later tonight as well.
 
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kinch;2017397; said:
It happens. I often don't crap for days when on a business trip. I only go at home or at the office. It builds up. :)
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Weird. I'm the opposite. Well, not really. I crap at home and at the office. But also when I'm out of town. I have this thing where one of the first things I have to do when I get to a hotel is take a crap. One time I was standing at the counter waiting to check in, and this old dude was checking in ahead of me. They got about half way through the check-in procedure (which was taking longer than it should, because he was so old) and he decided to go ask his wife about something. She was in the car, still. So the guy behind the counter decided to just give me a room so I could put my stuff there, and then I could check in when the old guy was done. He didn't want to check me in at that time because that would have canceled the old guy's info. Anyway, so I go in there and take my M*ch*gan, and went to flush. But the water didn't go down. I was thinking, "Uh oh - I don't even have this room yet, and I've already clogged the toilet. What do I tell the dude? I clogged the toilet? The toilet was like that when I got here? I want to go home?" Anyway, it was one of those slow flushers, and eventually it flushed ok.

A couple of weeks ago I checked into a hotel and DIDN'T have to crap. I was confused on what I should be doing for those 15 minutes.
 
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kinch;2017397; said:
It happens. I often don't crap for days when on a business trip. I only go at home or at the office. It builds up. :)
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The first time I was in England I didn't go at all for the first week. I took a laxative and all the came out was some watery crap. We went out to Wincanton for the weekend and I started drinking some of that local ale with all that good bacteria. The dam busted. I had 12 movements that day, all of them very healthy. One thing I like about England is that almost everywhere you go the toilet stalls are very nice with lots of privacy, like little rooms. You can sit down, relax and not worry about some senator from Idaho tapping your foot with his. I really enjoy crapping in England.
 
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