Nemisis: scUM. Lets be honest here, we all took a moment when Bo passed before "The Game". We complain that they are dragging down the rivalry, wanting them to get better. We voice our concerns over their players and rejoice when they are finally worth a damn going into the annual showdown with the Bucks. Its a classic battle. Its Blue vs Red, North vs South, Nike vs. Adidas, Woody vs. Bo. We base our coaches off of our games with them. We are concerned with them in every public manner possible - ask John Cooper.
Arch Enemy: Penn State. Since their arrival to the Big Ten in the mid 90s they have given us fits and ruined great season starts - remember Troy Smith's sack on a comeback drive? They claim to be Linebacker U. yet so do we. They have a stadium that is top 5 largest in the country, just like ours. We poke fun at Joe Pa but secretly want him to retire so we can watch their program spin into a spiral that would take years to get straightened out. This Arch Enemy is known since high school and the annual Big 33 game. That game puts out not only college great, but also Super Bowl players. We don't let it known often, but we can not stand them nor their wins.