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Brian "Body Kount" Kelly (HC Louisiana State)

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Bill Lucas said:
There was a thread on Tiger Droppings asking what exactly has Kelly done that was wrong. I mentioned the rape case and suicide and got banned. They're a pretty thin skinned bunch there.
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I just went over there and read a few threads. Wow, these cleetuses (cleeti?) are setting themselves up for a fall of epic proportions. Brian Kelley just isn't that good--a coach or a human being. He backed his ass into a couple of playoffs and one BCS game because we were in jail because of Tressel, and all three times, it was based on weak schedules and the Notre Dame name. In all three games,, he then went out and promptly got thoroughly fisted.

And don't think the gloves won't come off regarding the suicide and the scissor lift in SEC recruiting. At least if he kills a kid down there, LSU can use it as a for cause termination. The media don't dare mention it because they no the ND mafia will have their jobs by the end of the week (Collingsworth was fired from NBC just for calling the games impartially), but you can bet every sec assistant coach will have it in his arsenal on the recruiting trail.
 
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sparcboxbuck said:
When people come see us from out of town, a lot of them want to go to the Museum of Science and Industry… or, at least, when we were younger with kids they did.

Anyhow, that bridge is just south of the Museum (short walk). It’s always fun to take people to see that when we’re in the area.

Chicagophiles will also note that given the proximity to UofC campus, it’s also a close drive to Stagg Field. Under the west stands is where the first sustained / controlled nuclear chain reaction took place during the Manhattan project.
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Have you ever heard where the chicks from the chick hatching machine end up?

The reptile farms at the Lincoln Park Zoo
 
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5 STAR U-G-A said:
Just an idea to throw out here, looking at the thread title for Dabo (Reverend Dabo Swinney (HC Clemson Tigers),mouth runner, random mid-century cars, and steroids) which has several details to describe that douche, is it time to add "FaaaamBly Man" to BK's thread title to commemorate that ridiculous moment?
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You know what makes me sick? Guys like you making fun of his clearly New England accent that came out very heavily while talking to those other Northeasterners in Baton Rouge. Geaux Tigahs! Am I right?
 
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ORD_Buckeye said:
Brian Kelley just isn't that good--a coach or a human being.
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have you seen who’s been prowling the LSU sidelines for the last 16 years or so?

if his football IQ is anywhere north of room temperature, he’s a huge upgrade over each of our last 2 guys. and both of those idiots were able to win titles here.

for the first time in almost 2 decades, we have a coach that is more known for actually coaching than for being a cartoon character.

so forgive us for being a little excited about the possibilities.
 
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Nutriaitch said:
have you seen who’s been prowling the LSU sidelines for the last 16 years or so?

if his football IQ is anywhere north of room temperature, he’s a huge upgrade over each of our last 2 guys. and both of those idiots were able to win titles here.

for the first time in almost 2 decades, we have a coach that is more known for actually coaching than for being a cartoon character.

so forgive us for being a little excited about the possibilities.
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So If Kelly has a mouthful of grass you’ll reconsider.
 
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MaxBuck said:
Kelly may be a vile, abusive fuckwit, but he is a very good football coach. If I were an LSU fan, I'd be stoked.
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If Ed Orgeron can post a historic championship season there, the resources are available for a coach like Brian Kelly to do some good things.

He's already proven that he's a very good coach at Cinci and ND, and he has the chance to prove that he's a great coach at LSU.
 
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