Bret Bielema (HC Illinois)

[OregonBuckeye]

"It's been an easy sell," Bielema said when asked about his recruiting pitch. "I from the state ... I know the lay of this land. I've been in this conference as a player, assistant coach, coordinator and head coach. It's been a really easy thing for me to tell them 'listen, come here and be a part of the plan. Get yourself better every day, and you'll be rewarded for a lifetime.'"

I've seen fortune cookies less vague than that

 

[colobuck79]

I've seen fortune cookies less vague than that

He left out the part about having a hot wife.

 

[MaxBuck]

"It's been an easy sell," Bielema said when asked about his recruiting pitch.

Ranked last in the B1G, so apparently not so easy.

 

[MaxBuck]

I've seen fortune cookies less vague than that

Bert is kind of the Magic 8 Ball of coachspeak.

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

Ranked last in the B1G, so apparently not so easy.

Just wait, you'll see........another empty buffet.

 

[Bill Lucas]

Still a fat fuck.

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

Still a fat fuck.

 

[gmen6981]

Hey @ORD_Buckeye, you seem to be the fashion guru here on the board, where can I get me one of those jumpsuits? They be stylin'!

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Hey @ORD_Buckeye, you seem to be the fashion guru here on the board, where can I get me one of those jumpsuits? They be stylin'!

I think the good folks at MensUSA can help you find what you're looking for.

 

[charlohiottean]

I think the good folks at MensUSA can help you find what you're looking for.

I had no idea how much I needed a velvet dinner jacket until I saw it.

 

[gmen6981]

I had no idea how much I needed a velvet dinner jacket until I saw it.

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That's pretty slick, but I found my new look!

 

[BB73]

That's pretty slick, but I found my new look!

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It’s been a while since I’ve seen that picture of my grandson.

 

[ScriptOhio]

 

[charlohiottean]

That's pretty slick, but I found my new look!

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[LovelandBuckeye]

Proof that the Buckeyes would never win a conference game in the SEC SEC SEC.