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Bret Bielema (HC Illinois)

Bigger douche, Bret Bielema or Martin Shkreli?
Although I am definitely missing the joke because I don't know who the second guy is, I think Art Briles is making a strong move up the douchebag standing as well.

Edit: googled it, got it.

Bielema is big dumb stupid douchebag. Shkreli is frat boy entitled asshole douchebag. I think they're in different sub genres and hard to compare.
 
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Further confirmation we've got this thread's title correct

Bielema: I’m not worried about what a .500 coach says


Bielema also had this to say: “I’m happy he got to vent and hopefully he feels a lot better. As a coach who has been in it for 10 years, I know better than to worry about somebody that’s been around for a couple and they’re .500. So we’ll just go forward.

http://gridironnow.com/bret-bielema-fires-back-at-kliff-kingsbury/

Says the guy who is now 11-17 at his current gig.
 
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Bert is the loudmouth douchebag that actually believes what he says. He probably sits around wondering why it seems like so many people dislike him.....as if he hasn't really done anything to earn all the shit he gets and it's just haters being haters.
 
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BP's official Twitter account is blocked by one, and only one, person.

That person is Bert.
Just by looking at him, you wouldn't think Burt would be so thin-skinned....
I've been working on the trifecta of Burt, Briles and JayPed, but only Burt has blocked me so far.
Briles is too busy running a tight ship down in Waco.

JayPed is probably still trying to get a job with Ohio State.
 
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#amidoinitrite?


Those wins?

2012:
34-14 Louisiana-Lafayette
31-21 Samford
24-3 Southern Miss

2013:
73-7 Nicholls State
49-28 Texas Tech (4-8)
52-14 Northern Illinois
45-17 UAB
17-0 LSU (8-5)
30-0 Ole Miss (9-4)
31-7 Texas (6-7)

2014:
48-13 UTEP

So his best win in 3+ years is against a 9-4 Ole Miss squad that was in a free fall losing 4 of their last 6 games. :slappy:
 
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well, I've been on their campus and I'm not being biased when I say there is absolutely nothing there to attract recruits.

they are in the middle of absolute nowhere in a cow pasture. as really truly in a cow pasture, not joking.
the women are not very attractive.
there is zero winning tradition there.
hell, there isn't even an interstate hwy anywhere near the school.
there is nothing to see/do/look at. I mean NOTHING.

I live in a damn swamp hole that most people in my own state doesn't even know exists. But we got more [Mark May] here than Starkville.
Yes, but they have Mullen...I'd rather spend 4 years swimming through a river of shit daily in order to spend 4 hours hitting a flaming blocking sled and then practicing on a field of broken glass for him than I would spend one day playing for this fat douche, even if I was at the Taj Mahal with LTs coke dealer and the entire ensamble of the Mustang Ranch.

But maybe that's just me.
 
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