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ohiostate=life
Still Workin Hard...
We've really got to get control of this vnaked-short-selling. The vSEC is dropping the ball here....
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smithlabs
Heisman
Confidential Business Proposal
Having consulted with my colleagues and based on the information gathered from the Nigerian Chambers Of Commerce And Industry, I have the privilege to request your assistance to transfer the sum of V47,500,000.00 (forty seven million, five hundred thousand Virtual dollars) into your accounts. The above sum resulted from an over-invoiced contract, executed, commissioned and paid for about five years (5) ago by a foreign contractor on a Clarret will play football again bet. This action was however intentional and since then the fund has been in a suspense account at The Central Bank Of Nigeria Apex Bank.
We are now ready to transfer the fund to BP and that is where you come in. It is important to inform you that as Michigan fans, we are forbidden to operate an Ohio State account; that is why we require your assistance. The total sum will be shared as follows: 70% for us, 25% for you and 5% for local and international expenses incidental to the transfer.
The transfer is risk free on both sides. I am an accountant with the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC). If you find this proposal acceptable, we shall require the following documents:
(a) your banker's name, telephone, account and fax numbers.
(b) your private telephone and fax numbers —for confidentiality and easy communication.
(c) your letter-headed paper stamped and signed.
Alternatively we will furnish you with the text of what to type into your letter-headed paper, along with a breakdown explaining, comprehensively what we require of you. The business will take us thirty (30) working days to accomplish.
Please reply urgently.
Best regards
Having consulted with my colleagues and based on the information gathered from the Nigerian Chambers Of Commerce And Industry, I have the privilege to request your assistance to transfer the sum of V47,500,000.00 (forty seven million, five hundred thousand Virtual dollars) into your accounts. The above sum resulted from an over-invoiced contract, executed, commissioned and paid for about five years (5) ago by a foreign contractor on a Clarret will play football again bet. This action was however intentional and since then the fund has been in a suspense account at The Central Bank Of Nigeria Apex Bank.
We are now ready to transfer the fund to BP and that is where you come in. It is important to inform you that as Michigan fans, we are forbidden to operate an Ohio State account; that is why we require your assistance. The total sum will be shared as follows: 70% for us, 25% for you and 5% for local and international expenses incidental to the transfer.
The transfer is risk free on both sides. I am an accountant with the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC). If you find this proposal acceptable, we shall require the following documents:
(a) your banker's name, telephone, account and fax numbers.
(b) your private telephone and fax numbers —for confidentiality and easy communication.
(c) your letter-headed paper stamped and signed.
Alternatively we will furnish you with the text of what to type into your letter-headed paper, along with a breakdown explaining, comprehensively what we require of you. The business will take us thirty (30) working days to accomplish.
Please reply urgently.
Best regards
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My vbail out plan
Upon payout of the Pryor bet I will have approximately 1.01 billion Vcash (thank that dumb fuck of a WVU coach for it being slightly less). My plan is to redistribute this vcash back into the veconomy by offering it to the public in blocks of 1,000 vdollars for .01 cents in real pennies.
That's right, you get me a freakin penny and you get 1,000 vbucks. I don't care what you have to do, beat up little old ladies, steal from friends and family, it doesn't matter. Just feed that vmonkey on your back, come up with a real buck and get back in the vbookie game*!
*all proceeds will be donated to BP
Upon payout of the Pryor bet I will have approximately 1.01 billion Vcash (thank that dumb fuck of a WVU coach for it being slightly less). My plan is to redistribute this vcash back into the veconomy by offering it to the public in blocks of 1,000 vdollars for .01 cents in real pennies.
That's right, you get me a freakin penny and you get 1,000 vbucks. I don't care what you have to do, beat up little old ladies, steal from friends and family, it doesn't matter. Just feed that vmonkey on your back, come up with a real buck and get back in the vbookie game*!
*all proceeds will be donated to BP
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fourteenandoh
My swing feels like an unfolding lawn chair.
in other market news, vGold just rallied 1000 percent. a financial analyst from golddesk.com said that investors often use vGold as a hedge against inflation. alan horoowitz from golddesk.com said that BP "is in severe danger of going the way of zimbabwe with inflation of over 1000% per week"
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Sarah Palin
I can see Russia from my house!
Taosman;1265518; said:
You again? I'm sorry, Taos, I just don't feel that way about you.
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