BREAKING NEWS - vECONOMIC CRISIS LOOMS

[Dryden]

This is what happens when those who control the book also control the vprinting of the vcash.

Everyone may as well vwallpaper their rubber-walled vrooms with vcash once it's paid out.

Exactly. Prepare for the massive vinflation. A vwheelbarrow of vcash won't buy you a loaf of vbread.

Enough already, Negative Nancy! Hows about you clean the vSand out of your vGina?

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

I'm not worried - if this bet pays, I'll go from vrags to vriches. Of course, then everyone will be saying vmillion is the new vthousand.

 

[Romanowski]

what are the vStocks trading at?...

is it time to sell or buy hard?

 

[PlanetFrnd]

[ORD] Let those greedy f*ckers get what's coming to them. Let vWallStreet BURN [/ORD]

 

[Gatorubet]

I pm'd Clarity. He said not to worry, as he's "doubling down"....please explain?

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

Oh, the humanity...

"As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!"

Enough already, Negative Nancy! Hows about you clean the vSand out of your vGina?

This thread is made of vWin!

 

[Ben Bernanke]

You can call me vAl.

 

[Padraig]

When everyone's rep got to the point that BKB & Grad's golden buckeye leaves were nearly unquantifiable the decision was made to "re-set" the values...

...I expect that by Sunday morning my nearly v300,000 will be "re-set" to a lump sum of $2.82.

 

[BB73]

Exactly. Prepare for the massive vinflation. A vwheelbarrow of vcash won't buy you a loaf of vbread.

now I wonder if the entire vbanking system is not regulated enough.

I'm not worried - if this bet pays, I'll go from vrags to vriches. Of course, then everyone will be saying vmillion is the new vthousand.

Actually, there has been a discussion today among the Admins and vBookies regarding the vInflation that would result if the bet pays out at 10,000 to 1.

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

I have it from a good source that BP is going to start laying off mods. With the vEconomy the way it is there is no way to keep all of them on the payroll.

on a side note... Nuh Tee has selected a relatively unknown poster tedginn05 as his running mate for the front office of BP.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Enough already, Negative Nancy! Hows about you clean the vSand out of your vGina?

Be quiet!

I stand to take home v$1,000,000,000.....

 

[Dryden]

I have it from a good source that BP is going to start laying off mods. With the vEconomy the way it is there is no way to keep all of them on the payroll.

Why not just lay off BKB and call it a day?

 

[Piney]

Actually, there has been a discussion today among the Admins regarding the vInflation that would result if the bet pays out at 10,000 to 1.

I have a feeling the discussion went something like this...


BB73: We can't let this bet pay out, I have $99 million on Boeckman starting all year and if we pay out for Pryor I don't see a penny

LordJeffBuck: I don't see a problem with it at all.

BB73: If I am not the richest user the v-economy will crash and burn and everyone will be sleeping with the fishes.

OSUGrad21: Hey, that's my line.

BB73: We can always set a v-tax and give the v-cash to all the mods.

All Moderators: AGREED!

 

[PlanetFrnd]

Can we open up the store again? I want some beers and more team logos...

All Moderators: AGREED!

Elitist vTrillionaire pr icks

 

[BB73]

I have a feeling the discussion went something like this...


BB73: We can't let this bet pay out, I have $99 million on Boeckman starting all year and if we pay out for Pryor I don't see a penny

LordJeffBuck: I don't see a problem with it at all.

BB73: If I am not the richest user the v-economy will crash and burn and everyone will be sleeping with the fishes.

OSUGrad21: Hey, that's my line.

BB73: We can always set a v-tax and give the v-cash to all the mods.

All Moderators: AGREED!

Careful, or you'll end up looking like DBB.