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BREAKING NEWS - vECONOMIC CRISIS LOOMS

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In related news, BuckeyePlanet's Clarity announced today that the internet firm has hired a new public spokesperson. Taking questions after his introduction to the media, Mr Salami Nobalance assured subscribers that BuckeyePlanet is vstable. "I am delighted to join a company with such incredible vcash resources. Rumors that BP will be printing new cash and that it will soon outpace Zimbabwe's 2million percent vinflation are grossly inflated lies made by infidel pigs."



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New BP tech stock spokesman Salami Nobalance
 
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jimotis4heisman;1264404; said:
i blame the vSEC, vLehman Brothers, vAIG, vWall St, vgreed, im going with vJoe Biden, its time for people to be "patriotic and pay more taxes"
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AIG is now stepping in to help, followed by the Fed, Treasury Department, Popeye, Olive Oil & Al Gore (Who invented the internet).
 
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I am delighted to join a company with such incredible vcash resources. Rumors that BP will be printing new cash and that it will soon outpace Zimbabwe's 2million percent vinflation are grossly inflated lies made by infidel pigs.

Viva la revolucion!

We strike at vheart of Great vSatan!
 
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