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Brady "XLLL" Hoke (Head Coach San Diego State)

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Still a pig.
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Mariotwins;2260838; said:
With Hostess down how is he going to settle his nerves before The Game? He can't go back to Little Debbie after he left her for hostess.
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Its Ohio week here you know, lots of um energy I think
its okay, not stressed yet, and well we have reserves of um ding dongs, and of hohos, and cupcakes chocolated and some of them have like a cream fill, and then there are pies, um my favorite, cherry, apple, berry,
and well it is going to be a tough week with turkey day and all so we may have enough nutrition to carry us through,
and well I think we may be able to make out all right!
But thanks for thinking of Coach Hoke and by the way if you have any of those Ho Ho's that you would be willing to share, the expiration dates don't matter,
you know those things have enough preservatives that we eat them and they keep me looking young even though I just celebrated my birthday, and speaking of that, thanks BP for sending me a birthday greeting.
You guys are some of the best Coach Hoke fans in all the world, thanks in advance for contributing to my collection of ho ho's and red chickelets.
 
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Brady Hoke;2260868; said:
Its Ohio week here you know, lots of um energy I think
its okay, not stressed yet, and well we have reserves of um ding dongs, and of hohos, and cupcakes chocolated and some of them have like a cream fill, and then there are pies, um my favorite, cherry, apple, berry,
and well it is going to be a tough week with turkey day and all so we may have enough nutrition to carry us through,
and well I think we may be able to make out all right!
But thanks for thinking of Coach Hoke and by the way if you have any of those Ho Ho's that you would be willing to share, the expiration dates don't matter,
you know those things have enough preservatives that we eat them and they keep me looking young even though I just celebrated my birthday, and speaking of that, thanks BP for sending me a birthday greeting.
You guys are some of the best Coach Hoke fans in all the world, thanks in advance for contributing to my collection of ho ho's and red chickelets.
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This post gave me stage 6 cancer.
 
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Fuck you, you stupid, fat, fuck! How could you NOT know that the 1500 lb Brontosaurus ribs weren't going to tip your ghetto, peddle pusher over?! That whole ride down the tail of the backhoe, fuck you, that was CGI, there is no WAY that you are that agile. I could see your fat, swollen, cold, man tit nips through that bullshit t-shirt you were wearing. Gross. Wear a sweatshirt when it's 30 fucking degrees. Nobody wants to see your Farrah Fawcett nips. Oh, yeah, about THE game, may as well keep the lube handy cause even though we eased it in this time, expect a 10 ton pile driver every year from here on out. I wish that we could opt to play you fucks the first game of the year so you could be the "used skin" that we fucked everyone else with for the rest of the year.
Fuck you. I hate you. I hope that someone ties a rope around you and a rocket and launches your ass in to space. I hope you cry tonight and question your sexuality. I just hope you come back next year for more.....FUCK MICHIGAN!!!!!!!!
 
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I hope he enjoyed his one game winning streak against us. The fact that he barely got it against a 6-7 team, at home, is telling.

Bend over, fat boy. It's coming again in 365 days.
 
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