Brady "XLLL" Hoke (Head Coach San Diego State)

[Steve19]

The bum is signed for 6 years/$18 MILLION! A lot of things he might be...but "poor" is not on that list.

http://www.crainsdetroit.com/articl...gan-football-6-years-up-to-18-million-or-more#

Perhaps not financially poor, but is he happy?

Buckeye fans are.B-)

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

I need a plate of cheezy fries at least this big

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

I just dropped a deuce this big

That figures...

 

[scarletngray]

Brady Hoke say's OHIO because...

A. He runs out of breath and can't finish STATE without passing out
B. He has Attention Deficit Disorder and forgets what he's talking about
C. He is distracted with thoughts of breakfast, lunch, dinner or all the a fore mentioned.
D. He literally thinks that OSU is OHIO University
E. Yabba
F. Dabba
G. Do

 

[colobuck79]

Here is how Fatboy Sausagehands voted in the USA Today poll:

TSUN 15
Neb 18
Wisky 22

 

[WolverineMike]

Here is how Fatboy Sausagehands voted in the USA Today poll:

TSUN 15
Neb 18
Wisky 22

Nebraska in the top 25? That's ridiculous.

 

[Coqui]

Nebraska in the top 25? That's ridiculous.

But a 4 loss (with one less game played than the 3 loss Huskers) Michigan being ranked isn't?

 

[rock454]

Here is how Fatboy Sausagehands voted in the USA Today poll:

TSUN 15
Neb 18
Wisky 22

Also put Texas at 16. Not surprising for a guy who treats the entire game as "snack break".

http://usatoday30.usatoday.com/sports/college/football/coaches-poll12 (already posted/discussed in the "weekly polls" thread)

 

[WolverineMike]

But a 4 loss (with one less game played than the 3 loss Huskers) Michigan being ranked isn't?

I find your lack of sarcasm recognition.......disturbing

 

[Coqui]

I find your lack of sarcasm recognition.......disturbing

Given your previous comments regarding that team....I had to take it seriously

 

[OhioState001]

Here is how Fatboy Sausagehands voted in the USA Today poll:

TSUN 15
Neb 18
Wisky 22

He was also the only coach to rank Southern California.

 

[Oh8ch]

Wearing lifts? Look at his right shoe...

His doctor told him to lose some weight. By adding two inches to his height he lowered his BMI considerably.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

His doctor told him to lose some weight. By adding two inches to his height he lowered his BMI considerably.

Also, by moving your center of mass two inches further from the center of mass of the earth, you will lower the gravitational force acting on your body, which will lower your weight.

 

[buxfan4life]

His doctor told him to lose some weight. By adding two inches to his height he lowered his BMI considerably.

Also, by moving your center of mass two inches further from the center of mass of the earth, you will lower the gravitational force acting on your body, which will lower your weight.

No matter what tricks he pulls, he is still a fat fuck.

 

[colobuck79]

Also, by moving your center of mass two inches further from the center of mass of the earth, you will lower the gravitational force acting on your body, which will lower your weight.

The issue isn't the gravitational force of the earth on Brady Hoke, the issue is the gravitational force of Brady Hoke on the earth.