Brady "XLLL" Hoke (Head Coach San Diego State)

[BUCKYLE]

January 11th, 2011.

My daughter was born healthy.
Brady Hoke was hired as head coach at tsun.

Best day of my life.

 

[Saw31]

Can I buy you Natty Lite good sir?

 

[BUCKYLE]

The light of my life was brought forth into this world as the harbinger of darkness for the north. The end is nigh, shit state. Pray to your god for peace in the next life, because you'll find none in this one.

 

[Saw31]

 

[Saw31]

Just saw a highlight(?) of Hoke's post game presser. Jesus he's so fired. </sadface>


"Uh, ummm, disappointed, uh ummm"

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

Brady Hoke: Michigan can win title

"I think this team can still win a championship," he said. "I really do, but we've got to play much better and we have to support each other as we do it."

 

[Saw31]

So Hoke's team is setting all-time records for fail. Apparently only my grandpa's grandpa remembers when M*ch*g*n was this terrible. When you're beating records 135 years old you are a special kind of special...Once in a generation kind of special.

 

[youra6]

Hoke will say just about anything to keep his job at this point.

 

[ulukinatme]

I like how he claims he didn't hear the students (What was left of them according to the reporter) chanting for him to be fired. He must not have heard them because he was wearing his headset. Oh, wait....

 

[DiamondBuck]

Brady Hoke’s hot seat burst into flames after 30-14 loss to Gophers

http://collegefootballtalk.nbcsport...eat-is-in-flames-after-30-14-loss-to-gophers/

headline, but it's sad to think Hokemania will soon be history.

 

[Saw31]

<BradyHoke>If life gives you a lemon, make hot dogs.</BradyHoke>


I don't know what it means either...

 

[HorseshoeFetish]

Brady Hoke...The new Charlie Weiss...without any kind of schematic advantage whatsoever.

 

[TDunk]

<BradyHoke>If life gives you a lemon, make hot dogs.</BradyHoke>


I don't know what it means either...

That equals shitty pizza and a smelly head coach.

 

[Saw31]

If Hoke and Weiss had to eat each other, who would finish first? I think Hoke can eat faster, but Weiss is a bigger meal. I think Weiss wins, but Hoke has a better lb per bite avg...

 

[bukIpower]

Yeah someone should stay up for Hokeicide 2014.

That'll be moot once he visits the local Golden Coral tomorrow night... I mean it's like putting air in a already full tire