BP Fantasy Baseball (2008-2024, Current Champion = MD Buckeye again)

[Jake]

Not sure who is more useless at this point, Polanco or Brantley. When you have fewer RBIs than Rougned Stench - as both do the last 30 days - it's not good.

 

[CFPBuckeye]

Apparently Encanacion has sickle cell or some shit because he sure doesn't get to play in Denver.

And Kershaw gave up a run so that's it for him since the Dodgers' offense is a bunch of Marys.

 

[Jaxbuck]

4 guys on my team, all playing in Coors......0/5 so far

Today feels like the 0/16 I was expecting last night

 

[CFPBuckeye]

And Kershaw gave up a run so that's it for him since the Dodgers' offense is a bunch of Marys.

 

[buckeyemania11]

My pitchers I drafted are such shit i'm forced to go to free agent streaming roulette.

I figure I can maybe win Ws and Ks sometime to offset the almost always losing ERA and WHIP.

 

[Jaxbuck]

4 guys on my team, all playing in Coors......0/5 so far

Today feels like the 0/16 I was expecting last night

3 of those feeb bitches went 0 fer

 

[Jake]

3 of those feeb bitches went 0 fer

Brantley was also part of that 0 for Coors mess.

 

[buckeyemania11]

Rick Porcello goes from 22-4 with a 3.15 ERA and basically a 1 WHIP last year

to 3-8 with a 4.46 ERA and 1.48 WHIP so far this season.

I strongly dislike Rick Porcello.

 

[CFPBuckeye]

Rick Porcello goes from 22-4 with a 3.15 ERA and basically a 1 WHIP last year

to 3-8 with a 4.46 ERA and 1.48 WHIP so far this season.

I strongly dislike Rick Porcello.

Eh, he's alright.

 

[CFPBuckeye]

Stanton's first AB for me after the trade: hit by a pitch on his right hand and leaves the game.

Minutes later in St. Louis...

Martinez is pitching a shutout through 7 and gets hit on his hand and is currently having his fingers looked at.

FML

Update edit: Martinez stayed in and threw a complete game shutout. Thank you, Carlos. Xrays were negative on Stanton so that's nice. Still, fuck you, Trevor Williams.

 

[Jake]

Stanton's first AB for me after the trade: hit by a pitch on his right hand and leaves the game.

Minutes later in St. Louis...Martinez is pitching a shutout through 7 and gets hit on his hand and is currently having his fingers looked at.
FML
Update edit: Martinez stayed in and threw a complete game shutout. Thank you, Carlos. Xrays were negative on Stanton so that's nice. Still, fuck you, Trevor Williams.

Let me know when Scherzer trips on his way to the mailbox and misses 3 months, then I'll empathize.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Another week where my team stays close in every category and just needs one good day only to collectively spit the bit.

2/16 so far today

I fucking stone cold hate Ian Desmond and Carlos Gonzales.

 

[CFPBuckeye]

Let me know when Scherzer trips on his way to the mailbox and misses 3 months, then I'll empathize.

He rides a dirtbike to his mailbox. You can't trip or get hurt on a dirtbike. Everyone knows that.

 

[MD Buckeye]

My offense finally decides to show up on Sunday.....too little too late.

 

[buckeyemania11]

My team is something awful