BP Fantasy Baseball (2008-2024, Current Champion = MD Buckeye again)

[CFPBuckeye]

When you look up "useless mother fucker" in the dictionary you get this:

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That is Drew Stubbs territory folks

What about the guy I acquired to help me clinch SBs every week?



I count 8 times on base and zeeeeeero SBs.

Zero for the entire time since I got him.

28 on the year.

Zero for the DSS.

 

[Jaxbuck]

I count 8 times on base and zeeeeeero SBs.

Zero for the entire time since I got him.

28 on the year.

Zero for the DSS.

That's twice as many times on base as Cardoesn'tGo this month.

Another way to look at it is that Gonzalez has only gotten 4 more hits than I have this month and I'm not even in the goddamn league

0 for his last 24 is an especially nice touch

 

[CFPBuckeye]

That's twice as many times on base as Cardoesn'tGo this month.

Another way to look at it is that Gonzalez has only gotten 4 more hits than I have this month and I'm not even in the goddamn league

0 for his last 24 is an especially nice touch

Mr. I Lead All of Baseball in Steals is tied with you and I for the month in stolen bases and only has 5 more hits than us.

CarGo has been on base (at least) 8 times. Could be more. There was a 2/2 game where his OBP is 1.000 so there could be an unknown number of walks.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Mr. I Lead All of Baseball in Steals is tied with you and I for the month in stolen bases.

yeah but I tweaked a hammy so I have an excuse

 

[CFPBuckeye]

Hamilton only has 5 hits, I was counting walks also. They are tied in times on base with Gonzalez having a possible couple extra times on base

They both suck.

 

[Jake]

Decided to give Rougned Stinks the night off, so of course he hits two homers on my bench.

 

[Jake]

I've lost track of how many times Chris Owings has been picked up, dropped, or traded this season.

 

[CFPBuckeye]

I've lost track of how many times Chris Owings has been picked up, dropped, or traded this season.

I needed to clear some room to bring up Brinson and get Braun off the DL (soon, I hope.) Why cut guys who hold some value and can get value in return?

*speaking of which, with Brinson no longer an NA, yet still occupying an NA spot on my roster, will that cause any issue with the trade, @Jake?

 

[Jake]

I needed to clear some room to bring up Brinson and get Braun off the DL (soon, I hope.) Why cut guys who hold some value and can get value in return?

*speaking of which, with Brinson no longer an NA, yet still occupying an NA spot on my roster, will that cause any issue with the trade, @Jake?

I think we learned earlier this season that "NA" won't stop a trade, but I'm pretty sure DL will (if the guy isn't still on it).

 

[CFPBuckeye]

I think we learned earlier this season that "NA" won't stop a trade, but I'm pretty sure DL will (if the guy isn't still on it).

Ok. I know if I was to try and add a FA and cut another player, it would tell me that I have a player in a NA spot who no longer qualifies and I would need to remedy that situation first before making an acquisition so I wasn't sure if this was one of those type deals.

 

[Smudger]

I can't wait to start winning SB's again with the momentous return of one Hamilton, Billy to the squad.

 

[buckeyemania11]

My team is doing decent enough so far this week to maybe only lose 6-5 or possibly tie instead of losing 9-1. Progress? Probably not.

 

[CFPBuckeye]

I can't wait to start winning SB's again with the momentous return of one Hamilton, Billy to the squad.

 

[MD Buckeye]

Sweet mother of pearl, my starting pitching is a steaming hot pile of dog shit.

 

[Jake]

Sweet mother of pearl, my starting pitching is a steaming hot pile of dog [Mark May].

My rotation looks pretty fucking awesome...in 2016 stats.