BP Fantasy Baseball (2008-2024, Current Champion = MD Buckeye again)

[Jake]

My former boy Eloy over the last 7 days. He didn't hit that much in six weeks:

10/24
4 R
1 HR
5 RBI
0
.417
1.045

 

[Jaxbuck]

My former boy Eloy over the last 7 days. He didn't hit that much in six weeks:

10/24
4 R
1 HR
5 RBI
0
.417
1.045

we can trade them back for each other anytime you want

 

[heisman]

One man’s trash is another man’s treasure.

 

[Mike80]

My team is killing it today.....

TOTAL

3/30

1

1

3

0

.100

.321

 

[Mike80]

One man’s trash is another man’s treasure.

No, not really.

My hitters are trash. Stevie Wonder would hit better than these peckerheads....

 

[Jake]

we can trade them back for each other anytime you want

They didn't seem to want to play for the assholes who drafted them, though.

 

[Jaxbuck]

They didn't seem to want to play for the assholes who drafted them, though.

I’ll throw in a reliever.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Fucking Lodolo can't even get through 4 innings.

twat

 

[Jake]

I’ll throw in a reliever.

I see my boy Eloy is making his second trip to the IL (I was actually dumb enough to draft him in two leagues), so I'll stick with Yoshida.

 

[Jaxbuck]

I see my boy Eloy is making his second trip to the IL (I was actually dumb enough to draft him in two leagues), so I'll stick with Yoshida.

 

[Bucklion]

Well my smegma-drizzling fartsniffers are off to an 0/10 start this week

 

[Jaxbuck]

If there was a category for "sucking ass through a straw" my team would dominate you motherfuckers.

 

[heisman]

Well my smegma-drizzling fartsniffers are off to an 0/10 start this week

GTFO! You put up HOF stats against me MF!

Bonilla’s Contract

85/274

44

14

59

4

.310

.898

54.2

3

4

2

2.63

1.04

9.55

6

 

[Mike80]

My team started out 10-0 against MD this week....and the slow descent back to reality has already begun....it'll be an 8-2 loss by the end of the week

 

[Bucklion]

GTFO! You put up HOF stats against me MF!

Bonilla’s Contract

85/274

44

14

59

4

.310

.898

54.2

3

4

2

2.63

1.04

9.55

6

Yes, like every team filled with grocery baggers and dildo lickers, they have that one series where they look like the ‘27 Yankees. Then, they promptly remember that they spend their free time sniffing lizard farts, which in my case meant going 1-11