BP Fantasy Baseball (2008-2024, Current Champion = MD Buckeye again)

[Jaxbuck]

What in the wide, wide world of sports is going on here?

I hired these men to hit some home runs and maybe field a competitive team, not fly to Kansas City to jump around with Vinny Pasquantino.

 

[Jake]

I figured out how to fix Eloy Jimenez. Put him on my bench, and he goes yard. Same shit as his teammate Giolito.

 

[heisman]

I figured out how to fix Eloy Jimenez. Put him on my bench, and he goes yard. Same shit as his teammate Giolito.

The difficult determination of “Does he suck?, or “Is he due?”

 

[heisman]

LOL @ The Prancing Pasquatinos!

 

[Jaxbuck]

LOL @ The Prancing Pasquatinos!

It seems more appropriate for this bunch.

I won't sully the good name of Mickey O'Neil with this lot.

 

[Mike80]

It seems more appropriate for this bunch.

I won't sully the good name of Mickey O'Neil with this lot.

Well you have your get healthy week as my hateable band of losers are playing yours....

I sense a 9-3 victory for you.

 

[Mike80]

Jeezus, my team is a bunch of punchless shit bags. An OPS of .565?

Last weekend of a race to see who could out out the other....

And as odd as it sounds, if my morons don't post an ERA of fucking 11.17 with a WHIP above 2 or whatever it was on Sunday, I probably beat ya. My team sucks

 

[Jaxbuck]

Well you have your get healthy week as my hateable band of losers are playing yours....

I sense a 9-3 victory for you.

The Pasquantinos are off to a blistering 1 for 14 start.

This is getting to the point of incredulity on my part based on math alone. This lineup is full of guys who, previous to be drafted by me, had demonstrated a high level of performance.

I’ve seen cold starts before but not a whole team for a month. Jesus.

 

[Bucklion]

One day this week, and already I have 3 hitters DTD and a guy on paternity leave…I’ll be lucky if these cockwarblers can even form half a lineup

 

[Jaxbuck]

One day this week, and already I have 3 hitters DTD and a guy on paternity leave…I’ll be lucky if these cockwarblers can even form half a lineup

Shiiit, I wouldn’t be shocked to see half my team go on maternity leave.

And I’m not sure it would matter.

 

[buckeyemania11]

Robbie Ray now out for the year. Gave me a whopping 3 1/3 IP total

 

[Jaxbuck]

Well you have your get healthy week as my hateable band of losers are playing yours....

I sense a 9-3 victory for you.

You were saying?

This team is so fucking bad it's like they are trying to suck. Trade desk is going to be open soon. These humps are worthless as currently constructed.

 

[brodybuck21]

You were saying?

This team is so fucking bad it's like they are trying to suck. Trade desk is going to be open soon. These humps are worthless as currently constructed.

We should just swap a shit ton of players just to see who's worse

 

[Mike80]

You were saying?

This team is so fucking bad it's like they are trying to suck. Trade desk is going to be open soon. These humps are worthless as currently constructed.

Lol dude my team is hitting .193...it'll be completely different this weekend...you'll win it 9-3 I'm telling ya

 

[Jaxbuck]

Lol dude my team is hitting .193...it'll be completely different this weekend...you'll win it 9-3 I'm telling ya

Yet they have 10 home runs off the 30 hits they’ve managed. My pitchers have also imploded this week so I’ll be lucky to be 6-6