BP Fantasy Baseball (2008-2024, Current Champion = MD Buckeye again)

[Mike80]

Yet they have 10 home runs off the 30 hits they’ve managed. My pitchers have also imploded this week so I’ll be lucky to be 6-6

Ok so it wasn't a 9-3 victory for you....6-4 will have to do

 

[Jake]

Eloy raised his average 38 points the day after I released him. Fuck that guy.

 

[Ahiacitian]

Well, thats a new way to lose. Have your three best hitters play a combined 5 innings over the last 3 days due to a rain shortened game and two rain outs in the Braves vs Mets series. Come on baseball gods, keep the kicks to the balls coming!

 

[heisman]

My two best position players are undrafted pickups. My worst player (by far) was my first pick in the entire draft.

 

[heisman]

Eloy raised his average 38 points the day after I released him. Fuck that guy.

The White Sox are toxic. They are lazy and uninspired. Imagine driving by their ballpark twice a day for the last 25 years and cursing them out on a daily basis. That's me!

 

[Jake]

Well, thats a new way to lose. Have your three best hitters play a combined 5 innings over the last 3 days due to a rain shortened game and two rain outs in the Braves vs Mets series. Come on baseball gods, keep the kicks to the balls coming!

I wondered how I came back from being down 9-1 on Saturday and winning 6-5. it damn sure wasn't because of my pitchers.

 

[Bucklion]

Fuck everything about sports, fuck paternity lists, fuck DTD injuries, fuck rainouts, and fuck every last needle-dicked ballscratcher on my pathetic-assed uselsess team. That is all.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Well, thats a new way to lose. Have your three best hitters play a combined 5 innings over the last 3 days due to a rain shortened game and two rain outs in the Braves vs Mets series. Come on baseball gods, keep the kicks to the balls coming!

Could be worse. You could have 2 limp dicks play both games of a double header:

 

[Ahiacitian]

Could be worse. You could have 2 limp dicks play both games of a double header:

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Wait a minute, they got you a run, rbi, and a steal???

 

[Mike80]

Wait a minute, they got you a run, rbi, and a steal???View attachment 35095

Don't laugh...I think my guys did even worse (3/21) against you

 

[heisman]

My team may be struggling, but at least I get to watch this guy!

 

[brodybuck21]

My team may be struggling, but at least I get to watch this guy!

My team blows as well but I agree on Franco....hes filthy

 

[Jaxbuck]

Eloy raised his average 38 points the day after I released him. Fuck that guy.

yeah well Asspacker Tanaka from Boston went on his soon to be the triple fucking crown winner tear almost the very day I dumped him.

I swear I should start a business with sports agents and their players.

Pay me not to draft your boy or pay me to drop him if he survived the initial drafting process. One way or the other, pay me or I draft him and he's proper fucked. I put the whammie on Soto last year and he's never been the same.

 

[Jake]

yeah well Asspacker Tanaka from Boston went on his soon to be the triple fucking crown winner tear almost the very day I dumped him.

Yeah, he's been okay so far.

17/38

9

4

12

0

.447

1.368

 

[Jaxbuck]

Yeah, he's been okay so far.

17/38

9

4

12

0

.447

1.368